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I'm trying to get pregnant, AMA!

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Original post by donutaud15
I think you're probably the only one who figured why I do the AMA, yeah definitely lonely. I tried volunteering but I quit early this year because of uni. Library is a bit far to go to and walking to it is not really the easiest for me. That's why I'm on tsr while looking for a job.

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Don't give up on the job hunt just yet, you can get some temporary work as well to cover maternity leave. You will have at least another nine months of boredom. Is there any job you can do from home to pass the time?

Original post by donutaud15
At that time it didn't really matter. If we haven't got married that year, I wouldn't have been able to carry on with uni as I needed to apply to student finance as an independent student plus my extended family were pressuring me because living together is not seen as the decent thing in my culture.

What's hope chest type thing?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hope_chest

Before you are married, it used to be eons ago, that young women would save up for their new house and buy things like linen, kitchen things like plates etc. I started one for my new house, so when I see some kitchen stuff on offer that you can't refuse e.g. Tassimo machine reduced from 130 to 30 and a nice tea set in the charity shop I buy it. Although I have now realised the flat I can afford to buy in London won't fit all my books in so...
Original post by donutaud15
Yes.




details, details. :cookie:

Do you like snakes?
How difficult can it be?

You get a boner, slap her titties around some and then stick it inside her and pee.
Original post by SirDigbyChicken
How difficult can it be?

You get a boner, slap her titties around some and then stick it inside her and pee.


You need sperm not piss.
Original post by Georg Hegel
Don't give up on the job hunt just yet, you can get some temporary work as well to cover maternity leave. You will have at least another nine months of boredom. Is there any job you can do from home to pass the time?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hope_chest

Before you are married, it used to be eons ago, that young women would save up for their new house and buy things like linen, kitchen things like plates etc. I started one for my new house, so when I see some kitchen stuff on offer that you can't refuse e.g. Tassimo machine reduced from 130 to 30 and a nice tea set in the charity shop I buy it. Although I have now realised the flat I can afford to buy in London won't fit all my books in so...


I had some job offers but realised I can't go for it so I'm more careful with the job hunt now. Still keeping my fingers crossed though. I could do some editing for a friend's business but not a lot of it really.

We bought the stuff we needed together but most were given by my in laws. I haven't got the hope chest but it looks good!

Original post by Wee.Guy
details, details. :cookie:

Do you like snakes?


God no. :eek:


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Original post by Georg Hegel
You need sperm not piss.


What are you, a doctor or something?



details!
Original post by SirDigbyChicken
How difficult can it be?

You get a boner, slap her titties around some and then stick it inside her and pee.


I think you mean cum not pee. And things like ovulation and fertility plays a part too.

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Unless you don't wanna get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg.
Original post by donutaud15
I think you mean cum not pee. And things like ovulation and fertility plays a part too.

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list the jobs you would never under any circumstance do.
Original post by Wee.Guy
details!


Got a phobia of snakes

Original post by SirDigbyChicken
Unless you don't wanna get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg.


Go learn about reproduction. Not just sex.

Original post by Wee.Guy
list the jobs you would never under any circumstance do.


Sales. I don't think my character is suited for it.

Investment banking. I won't cope with the pressure and it'll make me worse physically.



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Original post by donutaud15
Got a phobia of snakes


Sales. I don't think my character is suited for it.

Investment banking. I won't cope with the pressure and it'll make me worse physically.



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i meant about the dog attack. but never mind:nothing:


is that all?
Original post by Wee.Guy
i meant about the dog attack. but never mind:nothing:


is that all?


I was a child and I pulled the dog's tail so it attacked me. I don't remember why the second time.

Well prostitution and drug trafficking and the likes obviously.

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Original post by Georg Hegel
You need sperm not piss.



Original post by donutaud15
I think you mean cum not pee. And things like ovulation and fertility plays a part too.

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It's from South Park, Eric Cartman said this
Original post by K_o_46
It's from South Park, Eric Cartman said this


Should have known :facepalm:

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How are you feeling this wonderful Saturday night?
Original post by 8472
How are you feeling this wonderful Saturday night?


Terrible.

What about you?

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Original post by donutaud15
Terrible.

What about you?

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Words cannot describe it. :frown:
Original post by 8472
Words cannot describe it. :frown:


Why's that?

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Original post by donutaud15


Me, my life and the world around me are crumbling.

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