If you're a nomadic music listener - ie flock like sheep to whatever America pimps over here - then go to Fuse. It's good. If you can listen to/dance to that kinda thing for hours and hours. (KCLsu's licences run a lot later than UCL/Imperial!)
Phase being poo... I blame the DJ.. as I've let the Sites and Services guy at the Student Union know, he is quite awful compared to the groovy guy from last academic year. As a result, I've only phase-d twice, and the second time was on impulse, so doesn't count :P
Waterloo bridge and muggers etc - If you want to be mugged, jump and shout whilst brandishing a shiny new mobile and wearing tons of expensive stuff on Old Kent Road... a good 4 miles from Waterloo! After my first phase night last year, it was so quiet that in our euphoric state, my flat took to playing chicken on the dual carriageway of the bridge... but hopping instead of running! It's quiet. ...and nice and serene, without the chilly wind that you get on some of the more modern bridges. And in case you're wondering why a group of supposedly intelligent, fun flatmates would congregate on the bridge, we were waiting for a bus back to our Apartments. If you're at Stamford Street, you can walk it back from Phase in 15 minutes (allowing for slow sobering-up-style walking!).
If the DJ's still poo when you get to King's get as many people as you can to all send similar templated emails to the then-Sites and Services officer. The voices of 5 people don't seem to be enough at the moment.
Besides, the midnight song of my first phase... Reach!
Yep, S Club 7.
Had just done a show the previous Spring with my former Theatre School where I had Bradley's part, so all the mvoes came in handy :-P
Come to King's, I was put off on the open day but love it 2 years in. Just do it.