I was on holiday in the Amazon, staying at a hotel. I was like 9 years old. I was in the swimming pool, and thought it would be funny to fill a small bucket with water and empty it on a monkey I saw minding it's own business. Unprovoked on my part.
It went berserk, and I had to run from it like a little b****. I quickly figured though, that if it hates water so much then I would be safe in the pool. So I jumped in, and it sat on the edge watching me for like 5 minutes before it got bored.