Badly describe your job

Stalking dead people via patchy paper trails they leave behind

Oo, this is a good one!

Though I'm too tired to hazard a good guess and overall probably ignorant about most jobs. Murder investigator? Genealogist?

Wish I was that cool! Just your average history student

Crew member at a popular fast food chain?

Driving instructor?

The Golden Arches, yes! Scrubbing the egg machine in dirty water for two hours after breakfast was my refuge from that awful, hot kitchen. Should be indicative overall of how bad it was. Helped that 80% of the staff were teenagers/uni students though, so we all bonded in our misery between hot, greasy kitchens and disgusting and abusive customers.

I used to work there myself (on and off for 9 years- part time/full time/one day a week alongside other jobs etc). I feel your pain.

Yes! One thing though, not that I am rich (by any bloody means!), but before working there I definitely, being an ignorant teenager, turned up my nose to jobs like that. It's a very humbling experience and I now will forever sympathise with, and defend, those working in fast food places. I'm so glad I did work there and I think those experiences will help me be a better lawyer (which is what I want to do after uni) and just a better human overall.

Major respect for enduring it for 9 years. I barely lasted 2 part-time. They all deserve a big raise while these greedy fast food corporations are paying their corporate staff (most of McD's are in Chicago, I believe) ridiculous bonuses at the same time as their staff on the ground work so hard for barely a minimum wage.