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funniest jokes you have ever heard

what is the funniest joke you have heard in either TV or maybe on the internet?

mine would be - Frankie Boyle - Hello Canterbury , lets make some ****** noise.

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Reply 1

Viennaberry

Most funniest.
Really?

Neg reps for pointing out basic usage of the English language. Lovely.

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Reply 2

kerily

Your grasp of grammar :mmm:

Reply 3

MathematicsKiller

Original post by hbk4894

what is the funniest joke you have heard in either TV or maybe on the internet?

mine would be - Frankie Boyle - Hello Canterbury , lets make some ****** noise.

You are a joke.

Reply 4

xoxAngel_Kxox

A train-enthusiast friend of mine got really close to her favourite steam train.. She was chuffed to bits!

Not sure why, but this had me in HYSTERICS the other day. I'm easily pleased.

Another..

My friend keeps telling me I'm in the closet.. I just say it's Narnia business!

Spoiler

Reply 5

ROYP

Original post by xoxAngel_Kxox

A train-enthusiast friend of mine got really close to her favourite steam train.. She was chuffed to bits!

That's golden

Reply 6

Stiff Little Fingers

A child goes to a baptism with his parents and, as the priest dipped the baby's head into the font, asked them "Why is that man brain-washing that baby?"

Reply 7

Viennaberry

Original post by kerily

Your grasp of grammar :mmm:

ohohohoho

Reply 8

kerily

Original post by Viennaberry

ohohohoho

Low of me I know, but I couldn't resist :tongue:

My favourite jokes tend to rely on being said out loud, sadly.

Reply 9

SleepySheep

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Spoiler

Reply 10

ayne

Who stole the soap from the bath?

The 'robber' duck!

:rofl:

Reply 11

modini

I was reading a book about anti-gravity the other day. I couldn't put it down.

OK, it's not the funniest joke I've ever heard, but it's pretty good.

Also, I don't tend to find jokes funny, just random things, like this for e.g.:

When I first saw that I was laughing for ages.

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Reply 12

member520746

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Reply 13

ieatcheeseyo

Your favourite joke is "Hello Canterbury , lets make some ****** noise" ?

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

His mum threw a fridge at him
:colonhash:

Reply 14

confuzzled92

I can't think of much right now. :tongue:

Edit:
Alan: Robert, did you have your breakfast this morning?
Robert Moon: Well I reckon the way things are going, I –
Alan: Can you just answer yes, for the purposes of a joke?
Robert Moon: Yes?
Alan: In which case, you must be a full moon...Hello?
Robert Moon: I’m still here.
Alan: Yeah I was making a pun on your name.

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Reply 15

3nTr0pY

René Descartes walks into a bar and the barman asks him if he wants a drink. Descartes replies 'I think not' and promptly vanishes.

Reply 16

Alt__x

A man went to the zoo. All there was was one dog. It was a shih-tzu

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi.

Reply 17

F1's Finest

why did 6 get scared of 7. coz 7 ate 9!!

I remember that from dexter's laboratory, ahh good times

Reply 18

NuckingFut

three tomatoes were walking together when one started to fall behind.
The other tomato squashed him and said "ketchup"

Catch up, ketchup. Get it? :biggrin: