Chatting to a girl I've never spoken to

Peli-Pelican I shall destroy with a sheep attached to a tumble drier.

" Jake Barker" there is a famous song that goes along the lines of " My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" I must warn you it only attracts fat people because milkshake is there blood.

talk to her

Original post by TheHolyBadger

Peli-Pelican I shall destroy with a sheep attached to a tumble drier.

What'd I do to merit ovine related tumble dried death?

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TheHolyBadger

Original post by Peli-Pelican

What'd I do to merit ovine related tumble dried death?

Sorry my microwave fell on the keyboard and accidentally typed and sent this.

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Peli-Pelican

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Original post by TheHolyBadger

Sorry my microwave fell on the keyboard and accidentally typed and sent this.

Congratulations on your articulate microwave :P

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TheHolyBadger

Glue yourself to her shoulder, and proceed to conga.

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LogicalFallacy

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This poor guy came for advice and you are destroying the thread. I'm not sure if I'm amused.

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Proxenus

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Original post by MuscleMuseum

Find her whens shes alone, say hello and introduce yourself. Make small talk and ask about her studies :smile:

Reported for suggesting rape.

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TheHolyBadger

Original post by LogicalFallacy

This poor guy came for advice and you are destroying the thread. I'm not sure if I'm amused.

Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority and regardless of frontiers. This Article shall not prevent States from requiring the licensing of broadcasting, television or cinema enterprises.

WHAT IF HE NEEDS A LITTLE HUMOR TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
ARE YOU BULLYING ME BECUASE OF MY GENDER.

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LogicalFallacy

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Original post by TheHolyBadger

Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority and regardless of frontiers. This Article shall not prevent States from requiring the licensing of broadcasting, television or cinema enterprises.

WHAT IF HE NEEDS A LITTLE HUMOR TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
ARE YOU BULLYING ME BECUASE OF MY GENDER.

Okay I'm amused don't worry.

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RezzBerry

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Just be like "Hey, you doing GCSEs? Do you know if they teach about xxx in triple Science?"

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Vinny1900

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Original post by jakebarker1212

There's a girl I think is really cute but I don't know how to talk to her without seeming weird. Does anyone have any ideas?

Go for it.

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Kenan and Kel

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Go old school, love letter in her locker

TBH, you'll probably be disappointed if actually did talk to her somehow. Probably best to fantasise, you'll gain more pleasure from it long-term IMO.