Pulling to me is having sex with who you pull on a night out.
Snogging and grinding is a pull but you haven't sealed the deal. Pulling a girl is harder than pulling a guy. Do not underestimate a mans need to get his dick wet. If he has standards and she is hideous he needs to stop himself or he will regret it.
I was dancing with a fittie and the next second this snorlax with a mancunian accent comes into my sphere and dances with me and I was repulsed but the drink delayed my reaction for 5 minutes.
I didn't even touch her but the fittie saw this and went off..FML!
I've learned some things regarding a guaranteed pull which ends in sex and a girl who is just wasting your time.
Timewasters
- Doesn't want to be separated from her friends for too long
- Will keep going on her phone - This is ****ing annoying because your cockblocker detection isn't engaged as you do not see who she is texting but most likely it is her friends becoming increasingly 'anxious' as to where she is.
This thing here is probably the #1 reason why you fail to have sex with her.
- Being in her social group - Unless you are billy banter and have a laugh with her mates and have your own backup you will not be ****ing her. Exceptions to this are knowing her before or being some famous guy. famous guys however are not considered normal as they go against the grain of men chasing tail because tail chases them.
You know you're going to screw when..
- She buys you drinks - Oh my lord I love this. A woman who buys YOU a drink without you having buy her one is into you. Doing shots with a girl or two girls because they targeted you purposely is a win/wins cenario.
I've had this and everytime I have had a good time later.
- She doesn't give a **** about being with you and doesn't need to be with her friends - Dont wait too long, get a taxi and have a good night
- Her friends jump on you telling you she likes a certain feature about you.
Had this a couple of times out of the blue, just sitting there smiling and having a laugh and I get a girl coming up to me saying her friend likes my smile.
This is code for "girl is eye-****ing me, lets turn it into me ****ing her later".