What do you do if you need to go for a poo in a public place?

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What do you do if you need to go for a poo in a public place?

what do you do? poll included so you can answer that. has anyone been unfortunate enough for this to happen to them? :redface:

Reply 1

whyumadtho

14

Hold it, like most people who aren't incontinent do. :erm:

Reply 2

tehforum

20

Hold the sausage in for as long as possible.

I hope I will never have to subject myself to the torture of relieving myself in a public place.

Reply 3

Apocalyptic Fish

1

I'm the only one to vote, it seems. If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Reply 4

najinaji

18

Pop in a McDonalds, a Starbucks or a library usually. There's usually a toilet somewhere.

Mc Donalds will do

Pretend to be a dog and find the nearest tree??

I go find a public toilet.

Reply 7

Cool Cat

17

Not this again :colondollar:

Reply 8

marcusfox

16

Original post by Movember

what do you do? poll included so you can answer that. has anyone been unfortunate enough for this to happen to them? :redface:

McDonalds or your local cinema usually have fairly decent toilets that are cleaned regularly, if you go in your local pub, you may have to wipe urine off the seats yourself.

Reply 9

username369234

12

I always go before leaving.

Reply 10

kerily

15

I remember the last time we had this thread, someone actually thought it should be illegal to defecate in a public toilet and that anyone doing so was a sick human being :teehee:

Oh TSR. Ever the paragon of normality.

Reply 11

Cats150

Pooping in a public loo is better than messing yourself. If I couldn't hold it I would go into a toilet.

Reply 12

Cool Cat

17

Original post by kerily

I remember the last time we had this thread, someone actually thought it should be illegal to defecate in a public toilet and that anyone doing so was a sick human being :teehee:

Oh TSR. Ever the paragon of normality.

I remember it well. I got so incensed at that 'never poo in public' person

the arguments ensuing were quite funny

Reply 13

kerily

15

Original post by Cool Cat

I remember it well. I got so incensed at that 'never poo in public' person

the arguments ensuing were quite funny

I don't understand how it even affects you if someone else decides to do that. Like, if they don't flush, then they should be burnt alive, but that goes for anyone who doesn't flush. (I exaggerate. But only just!) If they do flush, does it actually matter?

Reply 14

Lyde

12

Find the nearest toilet. Take care of business.

I've gone in front of a room full of people (not purposely), including the man I frequently sleep with, whilst giving birth. At all three labours. My dignity is officially at zero levels :redface:

Reply 15

username133326

16

Department stores always have the cleanest, nicest toilets I find. Cleaner and nicer than my own, in fact.

Reply 16

whyumadtho

14

Original post by Lyde

Find the nearest toilet. Take care of business.

I've gone in front of a room full of people (not purposely), including the man I frequently sleep with, whilst giving birth. At all three labours. My dignity is officially at zero levels :redface:

Reply 17

najinaji

18

Original post by Lyde

I've gone in front of a room full of people (not purposely), including the man I frequently sleep with, whilst giving birth. At all three labours. My dignity is officially at zero levels :redface:

You have my sympathy. :tongue:

Reply 18

Cool Cat

17

Original post by Lyde

Find the nearest toilet. Take care of business.

I've gone in front of a room full of people (not purposely), including the man I frequently sleep with, whilst giving birth. At all three labours. My dignity is officially at zero levels :redface: