To Robinho when he was accused of rape and got tackled/missed:
"Robinho, she said no, Robinho, she said no"
"touch of a rapist, he's got the touch of a rapist, touch of a raaaapist"
To Arsene Wenger after an Arsenal bad tackle:
"He didn't see that, he didn't see thaaaaaat, Arsene Wenger, he didn't see that"
After Terry protests in the refs face and gets a dubious free kick:
"He's shaggin the ref, he's shaggin the reffffff, John Terry, he's shaggin the ref"
For Kenwyne Jones:
Ohhh Kenwyne is a Stokie
He Comes from Trinidad
He looks like Whoopi Goldberg
His hair is ****in mad
He came to Stoke from Sunderland and this is what he said...
STEVE BRUCE IS A ****ER WITH A BIG FAT ****IN HEAD!