QMUL Chat Mk II

I hope it turns out better than that special they recently made...

You know, I don't watch enough TV to realise it still came on, oops!

Heh, the flamingos will destroy any penguin army it comes up to face!

On reflection, I think I enjoy work more than I ever did university, I was just having a very bad day; I managed to break someones ribs during CPR, and then she went and died on me anyway - and I managed to screw up my wrist in doing all of this.

As much as I miss QMUL, I think back and remember that I wasn't very happy there; I am however glad that I went as it was a valuable experience (and a bargain compared to todays tuition fees) and I met some fabulous people.

I thought we agreed not to get any older?! Does that mean next month I'm going to age too.

Nah, I didn't know either I found out by chance on facebook at the start of December, and before that they only did a 3 part special called back to earth a few years ago...

Aww, that sucks

And of course I'm fabuloussssssssss

Okay okay, I lied I'm 18 I can pass for 18 right?

Yeah it was pretty sucky, but I suppose a good learning experience. We usually use an AutoPulse but that just wasn't happening as she was rather large and we couldn't get her into the right position.

I think we'll both stay eighteen for a few decades, and then we may consider being in our twenties again.

Yeah, what area of medicine do you want to specialise in again?

Hmm, then I guess its time to find a good plastic surgeon!

I managed to break someones ribs during CPR, and then she went and died on me anyway

Inconsiderate bitch.

I suppose in light of the way I phrased it, I am rather.

I hadn't meant it the way it comes across, I meant more that if after the trauma of broken ribs etc. she managed to pull through it would have been worth it, as she didn't it just seems like we made her passing as undiginified as possible. It's patients like her that just make me wish people had DNR forms filled out if they know their health is declining; on the other hand, I suppose, perhaps that she might have wanted us to grasp at any little chance she had at life. Who knows, I sure as hell wouldn't want that for me.

I was talking about her

Ah, I don't suppose she could help it!

Nah, I imagine not. In other news, I hate the driving test system.

Nah, I imagine not. In other news, I hate the driving test system.

Hey BL medic here..

Does anyone know somewhere decent and cheap for some easy laptop repairs?

One of my buttons has come off and broken the plastic-y thing underneath, the key still works ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; <- see but want to get it sorted tbh

Eep, what has it done to you eh?

I'm trying to get a cancellation, so I went on the booking system 15 mins before close to maximise my chances of finding one, and it wouldn't let me book online. I'm desperate to get it in ASAP because my sister passed hers yesterday on first attempt and here's me, having to wait til 21st March for attempt number 5...

You'll get there. I passed first time, but if I had had a different examiner I know for sure that I would have failed; is it a particular thing that keeps tripping you up, or jsut general nerves?

Have you guys heard of this? http://www.humanism.org.uk/news/view/966

Seriously? When will the university learn that they can't let these religious ****ing nutters run amock on campus? I can't ****ing stand going over to mile end for anatomy sessions only be bombarded in the square by raging ****ing lefties and religious fundamentalists.

Universities should have banned religious societies ages ago, they're nothing but breeding grounds for fanatics. UCL being the most obvious example.

Admittedly it appears to be one particular society which causes most of the trouble (I wonder which ), though really it's high time QMUL became secularised like BL.