I just had a brilliant gameplan.
One night, any random show or on PPV, have Cena issue his usual open challenge, out comes... BRAWK LESNAR. He owns Cena and wins the title.
Next week, he beats the crap out of the IC champ so the champ wants revenge, and thus Lesnar/Heyman manipulate a non-title match. Lesnar dominates that, so now of course he has to get a title match, and he wins that.
In the heat of argument, Heyman's all "lol how about your tag champs next? Lesnar you could beat them by yourself!" and Steph goes "ok, handicap tag title match!" and Heyman reacts like "oh no, I totally didn't mean that and wasn't manipulating you into making that match at all *Dr Evil finger*". Then he wins the tag titles BY HIMSELF.
Then he F5's Naomi and everyone's all "racist WWE" and for some reason he also wins the womens' title.
Then he goes onto NXT, kills everyone and becomes NXT champ.
Then he's like "so can I get my world title shot now?"
And Steph's like "no, you're suspended again you crazy ape"
Then some dude from Da Broad Of Directions comes out and says it would be bad for business to vacate all those titles, so DBoD have decided to give him his title shot at the next PPV. Steph works a way out of it by demanding he defend every title at the next PPV, and if he loses every match he gets fired, so the PPV is now renamed: 'In Your House: I'M-A FIRIN' MAH LESNAR'
(Note: includes the long awaited match of Lesnar v Kharma.)
Lesnar does lose his titles for whatever reason, but in the world title match he either wins the title or just the match so he doesn't get fired.
10/10 booking?