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Insults and Comebacks

'your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!' monty python
'you look like a million dollars...all green and wrinkly!' classic!
'your eyes are like pools... cess pools!' another classic!

Reply 61

danni_bella

17

Hi girls (esp those well-endowed), here's a comeback for when you're at a ball/formal and some jealous chick walks up to you and says:

"I was going to buy that dress, but then I found something better"

oooh... But - yeah whatever, cos you, my dearies, can turn around and say:

"Good thing you didn't - needs to be held up in the right places"

Worked a charm at my year 12 formal (well, ball to you British, I live in Australia).

Reply 62

SciFi25

1

MC REN

you've got the screen name "SciFi25" but you've never got into star trek?

does your scifi stand for something other than science fiction?

Yeah, it does. My name is Simon Curtis hence the 'Sc' part. The 'iFi' I am not too sure. I was just introduced to people at school by a mate as SciFi and it has kinda stuck!! :biggrin:

Reply 63

Amrad

1

And one for the guys:

"You're cocky aren't you" (or similiar)

comeback: "At 9.5 inches I can afford to be"

Reply 64

lucykins

7

there is nothing wrong with him that prozac and a polo mallet can't sort out :tongue:

i lurve insults :biggrin:

Reply 65

pedy1986

13

your mouth keeps opening and shit just keeps coming out

Reply 66

lucykins

7

i do hope i run into you again soon - preferably when i'm driving :biggrin:

Reply 67

~independent~

OP

1

danni_bella83

Hi girls (esp those well-endowed), here's a comeback for when you're at a ball/formal and some jealous chick walks up to you and says:

"I was going to buy that dress, but then I found something better"

oooh... But - yeah whatever, cos you, my dearies, can turn around and say:

"Good thing you didn't - needs to be held up in the right places"

Worked a charm at my year 12 formal (well, ball to you British, I live in Australia).

Oh, that's a good one.

I just hate it when someone says something like that to me and I have nothing witty to fire back in reply.

Reply 68

MC REN

14

SciFi25

Yeah, it does. My name is Simon Curtis hence the 'Sc' part. The 'iFi' I am not too sure. I was just introduced to people at school by a mate as SciFi and it has kinda stuck!! :biggrin:

well...fair enough, but you should still give star trek a go, its really good

Reply 69

waiting2smile

2

I don’t have any brilliant witticisms to post here, so it doesn't give me the right to complain about some of the awful ones posted here. :frown:

Reply 70

~independent~

OP

1

I'm really bad with comebacks (if you haven't noticed!), and so what wonderfully witty comeback can you say when you talked about your friends to someone, and some randoms just walks up and says "Didn't know you had any"

Reply 71

icklehc

1

~independent~

I'm really bad with comebacks (if you haven't noticed!), and so what wonderfully witty comeback can you say when you talked about your friends to someone, and some randoms just walks up and says "Didn't know you had any"

im also terrible at comebacks
altho was having biitch fight with girl on a coach (long story) and shouted "is that ur head or did ur neck just throw up?"
gotta giv me sum points for effort?!

Reply 72

priya

14

icklehc

im also terrible at comebacks
altho was having biitch fight with girl on a coach (long story) and shouted "is that ur head or did ur neck just throw up?"
gotta giv me sum points for effort?!

teehee

i tend to stay away from comebacks, unless i'm arguing with my brother, i'm crap at them and i always feel really immature for saying them afterwards anyway

Reply 73

Acaila

17

I would have a battle of wits with you, but I never fight an unarmed opponent.

Love that one :biggrin:

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