I love Shirley! [I also loved the actress as Yvonne in Bad Girls.]
I think that teacher has a cheek though blaming the situation on them being a couple. Jane is Ben's half-sister-in-law (?) so why would kids latch on to that/even know about that, if it were true... Random lol.
Basically I can't watch EE because of major computer problems. Could someone give me brief bullet points on what happened yesterday and today, cheers.
The main story tonight was Ian finding Phil having a heart attack after Phil's secret meetup with Glenda and subsequently finding out about their affair. Ian was being a massive douche by not calling an ambulance (though one came and Ian turned them away) and Phil was basically dying. Ben came home after getting beaten up and really opened up to Shirley but Ian overheard their conversation after leaving Phil alone to die but had a change of heart and took Phil to hospital in the end.
They touched on the Christian/Syed/Roxy surrogate mother thing and the Janine/Ryan/Whitney relationship. And Heather was being disgusting and ill as per usual.