Megathread of Eastenders

Pains me to say it but Abbie is so much more mature than strop daily Lauren.

Kind of bad, but i was actually happy all the stuff went up in flames, hate Eddie and his sleazy charm, but then again Michaels no better. Tylers a douche, it seems that maybe Anthony will be the only bearable one.

Oh and im beginning to feel increasingly sorry for Vanessa, they should play on that and have her commit suicide or something when she finds out about Max and Tanya, would be epic

Not epic, you're just sick

I havent watched eastenders since christmas.....
Can i be bothered starting again? hmmmmmm...

Oh, dont get me wrong, I'm not looking to see her dead, but

Hmmm it would be good if once the affair was revealed, Lauren as promised gets in a car to run Max over however, quickly Max jumps into Billy's market store for cover and the car hits Vanessa thus killing her. Following this, her daughter has an affair with Max due to their proximity and whilst in bed she rips his testicles off and feeds it to Bianca's and Ricky's kids with a few chicken nuggests (because we know how much they love thier nuggets). Once they kids die of food poisoning Bianca comes back and kills Janine, takes her money and buys a nuclear bomb before exploding the whole of Walford.

Now that's epic

Vanessa seems incredibly OCD. I think they should play on that, somehow...

Who's lola?

That look between Masood and Kamil was pure gold... I had to keep rewinding to watch it again