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Make it More Bladed Weapon-ey !!

So in the US& A the 24th of February is International Sword Swallowers Day [s]afraidp.s]

Let us make some cutting edge puns to celebrate :h::

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'Sword it Again' - a song by Westlife :h:

"We'll sword it. See it, say it, sword-ed" - the TfL/British Transport Police mantra :innocent:
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Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd
'Sword it Again' - a song by Westlife :h:

"We'll sword it. See it, say it, sword-ed" - the TfL/British Transport Police mantra :innocent:
:rave: thank you so much for your support Ma'am. all for one & one for all ! :girl:

2 x ww:chicken:d

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Oscar for #2

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DP

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Reply 5
Here's one (actually several) I prepared earlier!

The First Cutlass is the Deepest - Rod Stewart

Claymore More More - Andrea True

Running Up That Hilt - Kate Bush

Blade - James

Foil's War, TV drama series
My Knife Billy Joel
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Blade in Chelsea.
'The Knifer' - a song by ABBA :h:
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Original post by Surnia
Here's one (actually several) I prepared earlier!

The First Cutlass is the Deepest - Rod Stewart

Claymore More More - Andrea True

Running Up That Hilt - Kate Bush

Blade - James

Foil's War, TV drama series
:rave: a finely honed selection Ma'am :girl:

5 x ww:chicken:d

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5 x Oscar

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5 x HGM

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Ashes for #1

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JRT for #3

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Pun d'Or for #5 :yay:

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Nobel Prize for Swords and that Wordplay :congrats:

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the people of Staby ær løvin' it :h::

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Damer,
måske har du forlagt din guldnakke ?
Store Ingeborg travpige fandt en
tidligt i morges bag herregården.
Det var ved siden af en gentleman's studenterhue.
Hvis du ønsker at hente denne vare
bare pop sammen til receptionen og har
en diskret snak med store Lykke.
Hun passer den i sit specielle skab,
sammen med mange andre traditionelle hovedbeklædninger,
musikinstrumenter og de syngende sild.
Måske foretrækker du at fjerne pletterne
fra din guldnakke inden du slår den igen ?
Bare spørg stort L om et lån af hendes Pledge™ 2-i-1 spray
og familiestørrelsen brillo pad.


Arvid Jørgen Vestergaard

Souschef for manglende ting og det

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Original post by bl0bf1sh
My Knife Billy Joel
:rave: you are very sharp Ma'am :girl:

ww:chicken:d

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Reply 12
Original post by Cote1
Blade in Chelsea.
:rave: hehehe that hit the mark Ma'am :girl:

ww:chicken:d

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Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd
'The Knifer' - a song by ABBA :h:
:rave: i feel Under Attack Ma'am :ahee::girl:

ww:chicken:d

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Gladius all over - Dave Clark 5 rework their classic

Star Wars: the epee strikes back

Pulp Falchion [Quentin Tarantino remake]

Rapiers of the Lost Ark

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