idiot bidders

Stop crying, and tolerate me for who and what I am. If you can't do that, ignore me. You're not obliged to read what I post, for crying out loud.

Lol, bad post me thinks.

Probably. I simply didn't think it possible for one person to command that much power. Caught off-guard, methinks

Please don't claim it comes naturally, as it quite obviously doesn't.

Oh, the tiresome assertions you make.

I'd be interested to hear a 5 minute sample of an everyday conversation that you have!

"piss off mate" might be it

"piss off mate" might be it

Only five minutes, to pronounce three whole words? It must be a record.

I think the point he was trying to get across, would be the general reaction of 99% of all people upon hearing your 'supposed' way of speaking.

Sixty points of positive rep'. Crikey.

Well, I think I can afford to retire, for the time being

Christ. Oh, how that second gem shines.

I got 192 for a 3-word post! I am liked!

I'll rep you (again, I think?) as soon as I can get round to it. Because I'm nice.

192?! On aggregate, or all-at-once?

If the latter, then clearly, there is a God in our midst.

192?! On aggregate, or all-at-once?

If the latter, then clearly, there is a God in our midst.

What's the point in knowing fancy english if no one understands it?

That's a common conceit: 'no-one understands it'. You'd be surprised as to how many positive rep' points I've acquired on account of my "eloquence". Discredit it if you will, but there are those who actually enjoy such nuanced prose; language for the sake of itself: svidrigailov is but one example.