"My Dinner doesn't look anything LIKE that!" Thread - Ad Pics vs Reality!

This is a pretty good match!

That bit of chicken looks like a toddler lost in Sainsburys. The entire compartment is SO BARREN and EMPTY.

That is the best simile I have heard in a while.

Why thanks, Pi!


Here's another one, the comparison is fairly humorous, but the pairing of the two foods... gourmet lasagne and breaded chicken... is utterly perplexing.
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GOLDEN. Read it. GOLDEN.



Now read again. Does your box say ANAEMIC BEIGE DRUMMETTES?

I want the ones on the box.

GOLDEN. Read it. GOLDEN.



Now read again. Does your box say ANAEMIC BEIGE DRUMMETTES?

If Heinz's website is to be believed, then their Spotted Dick in a can should pop out looking all delicious like the above. Looks too good to be true. What do I REALLY get?



That's right. I ordered a solid lump of brown.

That's the driest dick I've ever seen! Sahara Dick.

Out of context that sentence would be hillarious

That looks so dry. Drier than dry.
That's the driest dick I've ever seen! Sahara Dick.

That actually makes some bizarre logic right there.


Another food example which I have shamelessly google-stolen (these ain't ma picz, yo):


NANDO'S CHICKEN

Nando's advertise that your Peri Peri chicken meal will arrive with this kind of grandeur:



but arrives as so:




The last picture still looks awesome, but I find Nando's underwhelming in general.
Overall though, not a bad effort getting it to look similar!

Instead of doing the "WTF, LOOKS LIKE CRAP!" deal, I just want to say, minus some lettuce fringe etc, PRETTY FREAKIN' GOOD JOB, MCDONALDS, STIRLING.



This quarter pounder actually looked badass today.