What do you say to the barber?

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Reply 20

Johnny Christ

"Be gentle with me, Doctor"

Reply 21

Yarpie

How do you want your hair cut?

In silence.

Reply 22

Broderss

I usually walk in and say 'can I get a haircut please' then I sit in the chair and say 'number 4 on sides and back and trim on top so it goes spikey'.

Reply 23

The Dark Lord

Give me a clean shave around the shaft and try not to sever the scrotum this time.

One all over, ta.

"One on my sac and sides please".

Reply 26

NOBODY MOVE!

'directions to the nearest hair cutting establishment that employs people that can actually provide a decent hairstyle, please?'

Fancy a bum?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smWfPhb-hZ8

Reply 29

History-Student

Original post by jayman

Fancy a bum?

Clearly your barber is very different to mine....

Reply 30

jayman

Original post by History-Student

Clearly your barber is very different to mine....

I agree, not many look like Kim Kardashian from behind.

Reply 31

History-Student

Original post by jayman

I agree, not many look like Kim Kardashian from behind.

Reply 32

HarveyCanis

"Can I have it cut so the fringe doesn't cover my eyes like an attention seeking scenester but not too short to be mistaken for a bullheaded idiot chav?".

Reply 33

pkiy

have a go lad.

nah once a wise guy on the internet told me to say something like i wanna my hair taken short back n sides and cut the top something like choppy