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Use it as a centrepiece for your evening meal
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(Original post by Wootcannon)
A person of the "ned" (chav to the English) persuasion, tried that, but with a live one. Tied it to a lamppost. It died.
A guy I used to go to school with tossed off a cat once. I burst out laughing in the "let us pray in silence" bit in chapel when the note was passed around of his deed.
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^^ LMFAO.

thats BRILLIANT. :toofunny:



i think you need this book
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Give it to the dog.
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Pour some petrol over it and set it ablaze.

Means you don't have too touch it!

Jobs a gooden.
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There's a woman on BBC 2 right now washing and drying (with a hairdryer and brush) her dead cat. "You've still got to be careful with them" she says.
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target practice!
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1. get a stick

2. poke

3. repeat
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Just throw it over the fence then its your neighbors problem , if everybody does it then it will get back to its owner eventually.
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(Original post by morgangills)
1. get a stick

2. poke

3. repeat
Done.

We also dropped it from height just to make sure it was dead.
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(Original post by TomInPortsmouth)
Done.

We also dropped it from height just to make sure it was dead.
Did it land on its feet?
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(Original post by segat1)
Did it land on its feet?
Nah mate, face first.
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:laugh: Just had a flyer through my door asking if I've seen "Spider", a ginger cat identical to the cadaver found in my garden 24 hours ago lol
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(Original post by TomInPortsmouth)
:laugh: Just had a flyer through my door asking if I've seen "Spider", a ginger cat identical to the cadaver found in my garden 24 hours ago lol
Ring them up and point them to this thread.
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(Original post by Elipsis)
Just throw it over the fence then its your neighbors problem , if everybody does it then it will get back to its owner eventually.
:rofl: brilliant
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Ring them up and point them to this thread.
nooo tell them u found it, get the reward for it, then drop the bag with the dead cat and run away
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