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Use it as a centrepiece for your evening meal
Wootcannon
A person of the "ned" (chav to the English) persuasion, tried that, but with a live one. Tied it to a lamppost. It died.
Pour some petrol over it and set it ablaze.
Means you don't have too touch it!
Jobs a gooden.
Means you don't have too touch it!
Jobs a gooden.
There's a woman on BBC 2 right now washing and drying (with a hairdryer and brush) her dead cat. "You've still got to be careful with them" she says.
1. get a stick
2. poke
3. repeat
2. poke
3. repeat
morgangills
1. get a stick
2. poke
3. repeat
2. poke
3. repeat
We also dropped it from height just to make sure it was dead.
segat1
Did it land on its feet?
Just had a flyer through my door asking if I've seen "Spider", a ginger cat identical to the cadaver found in my garden 24 hours ago lol
TomInPortsmouth Just had a flyer through my door asking if I've seen "Spider", a ginger cat identical to the cadaver found in my garden 24 hours ago lol
Just had a flyer through my door asking if I've seen "Spider", a ginger cat identical to the cadaver found in my garden 24 hours ago lolRing them up and point them to this thread.
Elipsis
Just throw it over the fence then its your neighbors problem 
, if everybody does it then it will get back to its owner eventually.
, if everybody does it then it will get back to its owner eventually.
brilliantSpiralArchitect
Ring them up and point them to this thread.
nooo tell them u found it, get the reward for it, then drop the bag with the dead cat and run away
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