A letter to Britain from Russia

Dear Britain,

Thank you so much for your kind offer to send Boris Johnson to Russia but we don’t really need your help. You’re just a tiny island off the coast of Europe that is far smaller than the state of Florida and you want to send a buffoon that is completely ignorant about the situation in Syria.

In fact if you guys didn’t spend so much time playing Bingo, going down to the pub and watching news channels that are basically entertainment not real news, you might have some understanding of the situation. You live in this kind of mass-media brainwash island and fail to take in real information. It’s almost like the situation that we were embarrassingly running in the Communist days.

The information provided about the Syrian conflict by the mass-media is very misleading largely due to omissions. And you people should not be such buffoons as to not realise this. The Syrian rebels are a foreign sponsored proxy army. I quote from Wikipedia:

"The U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) runs a covert program to arm and train the Syrian rebels.[91]

In June 2012, the CIA was reported to be involved in covert operations along the Turkish-Syrian border, where agents investigated rebel groups, recommending arms providers which groups to give aid to. Agents also helped opposition forces develop supply routes, and provided them with communications training.[92] CIA operatives distributed assault rifles, anti-tank rocket launchers and other ammunition to Syrian opposition. The State Department has reportedly allocated $15 million for civilian opposition groups in Syria.[34]".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_involvement_in_the_Syrian_Civil_War

Your media is clearly not doing its job, and that is the problem. It is not Russia that has the problem, it is you! This information is critical to providing perspective on the situation, and the media by providing only information of a chemical attack, pictures of dead babies, and some assertion that President Assad is responsible (at the same time as there is no proof of this) is simply propaganda. Objectively, there are only two possible reasons for this, incompetence or coercion, and coercion sounds more likely. It is disappointing that President Trump first cited the empirical facts about Syria, and performed a U-turn to agree with the mass-media story.

It is also disappointing how the British government seems to be reacting to the recent propaganda that is aligned to mass-media coverage of the events. It should not be forgotten that during the run up to the First Gulf war, there were similar claims about babies taken from incubators, and a Nurse Nayirah went before the United Nations along with a series of other witnesses who claimed this. This claim was cited by President George Bush senior. It turned out to be engineered propaganda (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nayirah_(testimony)). Following this, the Second Gulf war was started with propaganda about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq which turned out to be false. But of course people who are goldfish have a goldfish memory and therefore cannot remember anything for more than 10 seconds.

You helped start two World Wars already with your meddling when you weren’t even attacked. We beat Germany back then when we were a tin pot country. As you know we are a world power now. Of course, we are really not very keen on another World War as we have more important things that we would like to do like end the globalist uni-polar world order and all of the wars it keeps starting in the Middle East.

If you want to send someone to speak with us, that is no problem, however please could you send someone who has some grasp of world events and the ability to think and research independently. You are probably best off keeping your buffoons for what they do best, promoting Frankfurt School ideas while clueless about what the Frankfurt School is, like transgender rights and putting down their own country and history through claims of an evil slaving owning empire that has now seen the light and found diversity and gay rights. At least your buffoons will be able to understand the subject matter in these areas (even though they are incapable of grasping its origins).

We are your friends and Moscow is always here to talk to you, a good person helps his friend when he needs a reality check.

Yours sincerely


State of Russia

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