So long Jihad John?

Original post by scrotgrot

I always crack up when I hear about Jihadi John, I mean his name's not even John :p:

What happened to "hook handed cleric Abu Hamza", now those were the days

He's playing Hook at a special Christmas theatre production of Peter Pan (Jim Davidson) at the Theatre Royal, Brighton.

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KimKallstrom

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In before "this is a travesty. He should have had a trial sniffle sniffle".

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queen-bee

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Inshallah ya rab,he will get what's coming to him

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Jeremy Corbyn has made a statement;

“It appears Mohammed Emwazi has been held to account for his callous and brutal crimes. However, it would have been far better for us all if he had been held to account in a court of law.

It seems that Corbyn's Labour colleagues have prevailed on him not to come out with another statement like he did after Bin Laden's death calling it a "tragedy". But I wonder what this says about JC's vaunted so-called principles (of course I don't think much of them after finding out about his taking £20,000 from the royal house of Qatar, but I do wonder how his supporters can continue to believe that he is a man who never goes against his principles)

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Howard

Original post by queen-bee

Inshallah ya rab,he will get what's coming to him

A whole bunch of virgins are waiting for him. All boys.

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Original post by kka25

and the keys to the gates will be broken and scattered into the fiery realm where no decent man will ever go.

There is no fiery realm for him to go to.

He took a Hellfire missile through the thorax, and that's the end of it. A far more humane death than he afforded his victims.

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Original post by Howard

A whole bunch of virgins are waiting for him. All boys.

It's not 72 virgins, it's one 72 year old virgin.

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kka25

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Original post by woIfie

He took a Hellfire missile through the thorax, and that's the end of it. A far more humane death than he afforded his victims.

Too bad it didn't go straight to his mouth.

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kka25

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Original post by woIfie

It's not 72 virgins, it's one 72 year old virgin.

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JeremyOU

Original post by DiceTheSlice

How can they confirm it?

wait to see if he reappears?
or somehow check for a body in the middle of Isis territory.

hope they got him, I suppose it will be obvious within a few weeks.

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JeremyOU

Original post by domonict

He's called John because it was a nickname by the hostages that he was holding.
There were four british terrorists holding the hostages, and they didn't give their names, so the hostages named them John, Paul, George and Ringo after the 4 Beatles

I wonder if sir Paul McCartney approves?

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driftawaay

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Original post by domonict

He's called John because it was a nickname by the hostages that he was holding.
There were four british terrorists holding the hostages, and they didn't give their names, so the hostages named them John, Paul, George and Ringo after the 4 Beatles

I'm sorry but this is hilarious.

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Good bloke

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Original post by the bear

hopefully this wankstain is being tormented in the realm of Iblis for eternity.

Time for some clerihews I think:

Jihadi John (Mohammed Emwazi)
Went to the desert, joined ISIS, but was he
As pleased to be hit by a missile and shredded
As he was to preach over the men he beheaded?

Jihadi John
Did things that were wrong;
His pet was a tapir
And now he’s just vapour.

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The Rad Prince

Original post by driftawaay

I'm sorry but this is hilarious.

and they were called the Beatles, because they were famous for giving beatings

(actually true apparently)

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Good bloke

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Original post by The Rad Prince

(actually true apparently)

Because they were a beat group, playing beat music, a fusion of rock and roll, R&B and skiffle.

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