do i or dont i go to oxford

Only if you plan on being PM one day.

i wasnt this ritual would be a deal breaker for applying to oxford as i dont want to get my **** out on the first day and have to shove it in some pigs bum

Do you think thersea may had to put her shrivler into a pig aswell

is it true that as a ritual for when you go to oxford you need to put your **** in pigs arse or mouth (it is up to you which hole you choose to insert your **** in) As i know david cameron when he was at oxford did something of this sort as a ritual

Yes. You have to do it to a cow this year too, it alternates to give the pig a rest.

Seriously, of course, it isn't a ritual to get into Oxford...

That's ridiculous. Why on earth would you be obliged do to something like that? It seems utterly unthinkable. I would perish the thought if I were you.

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why did david cameron have to do it then if you dont need to do it to get into oxford im prietty sure you do have to do it as a ritual to get in

He didn't *have* to do it to get into Oxford. He probably did it due to peer pressure/being extremely drunk whilst being part of the Bullingdon Club, who the **** knows.

I'm embarrassed to be from the same Oxford college as David Cameron. Just to confirm, no one in my cohort stuck their penis inside a pig's arse or mouth.

Only their egos should be shoved up their arses.

is it true that as a ritual for when you go to oxford you need to put your **** in pigs arse or mouth (it is up to you which hole you choose to insert your **** in) As i know david cameron when he was at oxford did something of this sort as a ritual