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    (Original post by eric bischoff)
    *takes mr white to the best theme park in the world and buys him it*
    Ah but eric, you can't pleasure whitey the way I can! teehee.

    Ok now that sounds really dodgy. :confused:
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    (Original post by happysunshine)
    I didn't read it, where did you copy it from?
    It's from the Mainichic Shimbun, a Japanese newspaper.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    Ah but eric, you can't pleasure whitey the way I can! teehee.

    Ok now that sounds really dodgy. :confused:
    Cyber Whore.
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    (Original post by eric bischoff)
    *takes mr white to the best theme park in the world and buys him it*
    Very random. In 1/2 an hour I'll judge who deserves that rep the most (40 points, remember - that's a lot).
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    (Original post by Lord Huntroyde)
    It's from the Mainichic Shimbun, a Japanese newspaper.
    Is it funny? Will I be interested in it? If it is I'll read it, but right now I seem to be only have the energy to read two sentences.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    Ah but eric, you can't pleasure whitey the way I can! teehee.
    Well, I definitely wouldn't let him.
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    (Original post by Bigcnee)
    Cyber Whore.
    I didn#t mean it like that. Who do you take me for???
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Well, I definitely wouldn't let him.
    lol!! Oh so he COULD.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Very random. In 1/2 an hour I'll judge who deserves that rep the most (40 points, remember - that's a lot).

    Have you even looked at my bible in cheese? It's rather amusing.
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    A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

    One day, eric hides in the wardrobe during one of her romps (dirty little boy). Her husbnad comes home unexpectedly so she hides her lover in the wardrobe. Eric says "It's dark in here"
    "yes it is" the man whispers
    "I have a cricket ball" says Eric
    "That's nice" the man replies
    "Want to buy it"
    "No thanks"
    "My dad's outside" says Eric
    "Ok how much" says the man
    "£250" In the next few weeks it happens again that eric and his mum's lover hide together in the wardrobe.
    "It's dark in here"
    "yes it is" the man replies once more
    "I have a cricket bat" says Eric
    "how much" says the man remembering last time
    "£750"
    "Fine"
    A few days later his dad tells eric to grab his cricket stuff, they will go and have a game.
    "I can't I have sold them" says eric
    "How much did you sell them for" asks the father
    "£1000"
    "Its terrible that you overcharge your friends like that. Thats more than those two things cost. I am going to take you to church and make you confess"
    They go to the church and the father makes eric sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
    "It's dark in here" trembles eric
    "Oh please don't start that again" says the priest.
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    (Original post by JSM)
    A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

    One day, eric hides in the wardrobe during one of her romps (dirty little boy). Her husbnad comes home unexpectedly so she hides her lover in the wardrobe. Eric says "It's dark in here"
    "yes it is" the man whispers
    "I have a cricket ball" says Eric
    "That's nice" the man replies
    "Want to buy it"
    "No thanks"
    "My dad's outside" says Eric
    "Ok how much" says the man
    "£250" In the next few weeks it happens again that eric and his mum's lover hide together in the wardrobe.
    "It's dark in here"
    "yes it is" the man replies once more
    "I have a cricket bat" says Eric
    "how much" says the man remembering last time
    "£750"
    "Fine"
    A few days later his dad tells eric to grab his cricket stuff, they will go and have a game.
    "I can't I have sold them" says eric
    "How much did you sell them for" asks the father
    "£1000"
    "Its terrible that you overcharge your friends like that. Thats more than those two things cost. I am going to take you to church and make you confess"
    They go to the church and the father makes eric sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
    "It's dark in here" trembles eric
    "Oh please don't start that again" says the priest.
    Can you give me a summary of that?
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    Jokes.com

    wow. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by happysunshine)
    Can you give me a summary of that?
    Uninteresting.
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    What's rep???
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    (Original post by happysunshine)
    Can you give me a summary of that?
    read it you lazy soab, its mainly space anyway.
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    (Original post by SpAnIsH_fLy)
    What's rep???
    reputation the little, green gem you ahve under your name
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    (Original post by SpAnIsH_fLy)
    What's rep???
    Just click on that yellow thing next to edit on my post and you'll find out
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    (Original post by JSM)
    reputation the little, green gem you ahve under your name
    oh
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    (Original post by happysunshine)
    Just click on that yellow thing next to edit on my post and you'll find out
    then press i disaprove
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    (Original post by JSM)
    reputation the little, green gem you ahve under your name
    oh
    spank you very much
 
 
 
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