Play the Mr White game!

*takes mr white to the best theme park in the world and buys him it*

I didn't read it, where did you copy it from?

Ah but eric, you can't pleasure whitey the way I can! teehee.

Ok now that sounds really dodgy.

*takes mr white to the best theme park in the world and buys him it*

It's from the Mainichic Shimbun, a Japanese newspaper.

Ah but eric, you can't pleasure whitey the way I can! teehee.

Cyber Whore.

Well, I definitely wouldn't let him.

Very random. In 1/2 an hour I'll judge who deserves that rep the most (40 points, remember - that's a lot).

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

One day, eric hides in the wardrobe during one of her romps (dirty little boy). Her husbnad comes home unexpectedly so she hides her lover in the wardrobe. Eric says "It's dark in here"
"yes it is" the man whispers
"I have a cricket ball" says Eric
"That's nice" the man replies
"Want to buy it"
"No thanks"
"My dad's outside" says Eric
"Ok how much" says the man
"£250" In the next few weeks it happens again that eric and his mum's lover hide together in the wardrobe.
"It's dark in here"
"yes it is" the man replies once more
"I have a cricket bat" says Eric
"how much" says the man remembering last time
"£750"
"Fine"
A few days later his dad tells eric to grab his cricket stuff, they will go and have a game.
"I can't I have sold them" says eric
"How much did you sell them for" asks the father
"£1000"
"Its terrible that you overcharge your friends like that. Thats more than those two things cost. I am going to take you to church and make you confess"
They go to the church and the father makes eric sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
"It's dark in here" trembles eric
"Oh please don't start that again" says the priest.

Can you give me a summary of that?

Can you give me a summary of that?

What's rep???

What's rep???

reputation the little, green gem you ahve under your name

Just click on that yellow thing next to edit on my post and you'll find out

reputation the little, green gem you ahve under your name