who killed jesus?

John the Baptist bummed him to death.

Jesus, you people actually believe that ****. The thought of being in heaven 'close' to my 'creator' who is a nothing more than a sadistic, sexist, homophobic, racist, paedophile is revolting.

no, what's sad is you thinking like this. Do you want to burn in hell for eternity?

no Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) wasn't lifted up to Heaven, and yes he died on Earth. Don't ask me why God chose Jesus rather than the Holy Prophet, because there is a very good reason and we musn't doubt God's actions...

Do you mean the romans? He was killed by the romans at the request of the Jews.

Does it make sense to you though? That the Holy Prophet (saw), the Chief of the Prophets, was deemed inferiour (God forbid) to Jesus (as), who was only a Messiah for the Jews?? That would undermine our whole belief of the Holy Prophet (saw) as the most important human being to God, who said himself that he wouldn't have created this universe if he hadn't intended to put the Holy Prophet (saw) on it. After thinking about that there's no way that Jesus would be lifted to Heaven to be with God and the Holy Prophet(saw) to be in a grave on Earth

I'm not doubting God, I'm saying the belief that this actually happened is false for the extremely simple reasons above. I don't know why it started but I find it unbelievable that Muslims actually believe that, it's an insult to the Holy Prophet(saw)

If it means being as far away from you and your 'god' yes I would pick an eternity with 'Satan'.

Why can't you get over the inevitable truth that both Moses and Jesus were mere con-artists? Why can't you break free from this twisted slave mentality you have for your celestial totalitarian 'creator'?