Banned from the library

My library seems to be imitating Fort Knox as of late. They've introduced a fingerprint check out system.

Well, thumb in my case – apparently my fingerprints aren’t good enough. Still though, I suppose that’ll be mildly useful if I ever decide to become a petty thief.

What's your fine? That reminds me, I've still got £2.85 of my fine to pay up. We also supposedly didn't give back 2 of my little bro's books when we think we did, and therefore have to pay for them too!

I think that it's an additional 20p for every overdue day...

7 months = 28 weeks = 196 days

Therefore, at 20p / day, the total fine is....

£39.20!!

I think that it's an additional 20p for every overdue day...

7 months = 28 weeks = 196 days

Therefore, at 20p / day, the total fine is....

£39.20!!

Wow, from that you could buy one of those expensive uni books, a couple of cds or videos... That's harsh man.

or a cat even.

Alternatively, you could stop by the RSPCA shelter and get a free one (it's likely to be a bit mangey, though).

Alternatively, you could stop by the RSPCA shelter and get a free one (it's likely to be a bit mangey, though).

long as it has a head so that i can put a melon on it, then it shall do!!

naughty naughty.

how much was it?

Don't know. Someone gave me positive rep without signing it not long before this neg rep twit. But I was asleep when it all happened.

aaaaaah, poor you. you need something to cheer you up, i know, some chocolate. oops, i forgot, you're not a girl.

I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind
Well she's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind
She talks about closure and that validation bit
I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit

Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
She thinks she's the victim
Yeah

Now I know she'll feel abandoned
If I don't stay over late
And I know she's afraid to commit
But it's only our second date

Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
She thinks she's the victim
But she takes it all out on me

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don't mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That's where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy
When we're gettin' it on

Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
She's playing the victim
And taking it all out on me
My god she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay

If you think I'm controlling
Then why do you follow me around
If you're not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

librains r always on such a power trip - its pathetic!

Thats so tru! And they charge extortionate fines! £2 per hour for short loan books!

wot library charges £2 an hour

this is relavent how?