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# A joke for the mathematicians watch

1. (Original post by fishpaste)
|sheep||goat|sin theta n
2. (Original post by fishpaste)
|sheep||goat|sin theta n
Brilliant, I love you.

Just one problem, how is theta defined and which rule gives us the direction of n?
3. Dont get that sin theta joke...
4. Me neither, that one went straight over my head.
5. (Original post by G4ry)
Me neither, that one went straight over my head.
join the club
6. I don't know if i really want to know either.
7. (Original post by fishpaste)
|sheep||goat|sin theta n
Brilliant! Eugh, I hated those rules though. If you'd come up with that last year, I might have got a better mark...

Acaila, one of my friends introduced me to megatokyo just the other day!
8. (Original post by G4ry)
One day x^2 throws a party at his house.

He invites e^x. However, e^x is a recluse and doesn’t really get into it.

He sits in the corner all night so x^2 goes over to him and says “Why don’t you integrate?”

e^x replies “It wouldn’t make any difference.”
Oh that is so bad.... In a good way
9. hehe nice jokes i have 2 geeky jokes:
"5/4 people dont understand fractions"
"If it wasnt for C we'd still be programming in Basi, Pasal and obol.. ;D"
10. One of Hardy's favourite jokes:

2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
11. (Original post by Yannis)
One of Hardy's favourite jokes:

2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
Lol.
12. (Original post by Yannis)
One of Hardy's favourite jokes:

2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
if you take the value for two to be correct to the nearest whole number, then the upper bound for that value is 2.5. 2.5 + 2.5 = 5
13. (Original post by imasillynarb)
Dont get that sin theta joke...
i think its vector cross product or something. (like the dot product, but gives a vector answer i think)
14. Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they need is money for pencils, paper and wastepaper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."
15. Don't give up your day jobs
16. a special relativity joke:

A bar walked into a man:
wrong frame of reference

*groooooooan*
17. (Original post by elpaw)
a special relativity joke:

A bar walked into a man:
wrong frame of reference

*groooooooan*
LOL
18. Please tell me I wasn't right with the sheep x goat PLEASE.

That C joke is hilarious. As is the relativitiy one.
19. (Original post by fishpaste)
Please tell me I wasn't right with the sheep x goat PLEASE.

That C joke is hilarious. As is the relativitiy one.
what do you mean you weren't right? that's the answer i was looking for (seeing as this thread is about mathematical jokes)
20. (Original post by elpaw)
what do you mean you weren't right? that's the answer i was looking for (seeing as this thread is about mathematical jokes)
lol I dunno I just didn't expect to be right

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