Gay (night)life in Durham

elyim

Beards are ok as long as they are well-groomed, and not just lazy whizzes of chin fluff or Mr Twit-esque monsters full of peas and cornflakes.

I love you. Even if you are beardless.

EDIT: What if he had a Mr Twit-esque beard, but instead of decaying food, it were full of little presents and treats for you to find?

Reply 83

RobbieC

*stops eating peas from beard to look up*

Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

You have spaghettios in your beard?
That would be better than peas.

Reply 84

RobbieC

15

No, no it would not!

It would be sticky...

But you know the way your hair smells of smoke after a night out int pub...

Same for beards, and after mine smelled today. Enough was enough.

I am now beardless! :redface:

Reply 85

dobbs

Yay!

I had a shave on Saturday so I don't need to have another until...this Saturday, at least :biggrin:

I also had my haircut on Saturday....by my sister, who took a large chunk out of the hair behind my left ear!! How hard is it to just do a #3 all over?! :rolleyes:

Reply 86

RobbieC

No, no it would not!

It would be sticky...

But you know the way your hair smells of smoke after a night out int pub...

Same for beards, and after mine smelled today. Enough was enough.

I am now beardless! :redface:

Erm couldn't you just have a shower?
Now you're smooth? :eek4:

dobbs

Yay!

I had a shave on Saturday so I don't need to have another until...this Saturday, at least :biggrin:

I also had my haircut on Saturday....by my sister, who took a large chunk out of the hair behind my left ear!! How hard is it to just do a #3 all over?! :rolleyes:

Does that mean you look a bit special with the new haircut?

Reply 87

dobbs

paddy

Erm couldn't you just have a shower?
Now you're smooth? :eek4:

Does that mean you look a bit special with the new haircut?

No, it's not too bad as it's behind my ear. Plus, because it's a #3 all over it's damn short anyway (mmmm i love brushing my hand on it :biggrin:

) so you can barely tell that one little bit is even shorter :smile:

Reply 88

dobbs

No, it's not too bad as it's behind my ear. Plus, because it's a #3 all over it's damn short anyway (mmmm i love brushing my hand on it :biggrin:

) so you can barely tell that one little bit is even shorter :smile:

Ooo I do love when I get the back and sides shaved and it's all short and spikey, but my hairs long now :smile:

Hmmmm this thread has gone reeeeeally off topic :/

Reply 89

Piggsil

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RobbieC

I am now beardless! :redface:

And Paddy, I think hair is a perfectly legitimate topic for a gay thread!

Reply 90

Becca

And Paddy, I think hair is a perfectly legitimate topic for a gay thread!

Yea that's true I guess.
Fight the stereotype!

Reply 91

Piggsil

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paddy

Yea that's true I guess.
Fight the stereotype!

You love talking about your hair, don't deny it. :biggrin:

Reply 92

Slender Loris

3

Pft, of course knowing the shaving habits and hairy preferences of several TSR members is entirely relevant to gay (night)life in Durham! I mean, why else would we even be talking about it?

Jelkin

What if he had a Mr Twit-esque beard, but instead of decaying food, it were full of little presents and treats for you to find?

That would be brill! "Darling, you have something in your beard, I'll just... hullo! what's this? a diamond ring? for me? :eek:

oh, I think there's something else... further in... a bit of Twix! You shouldn't have!"

+ You could hang those little baubles in it at Christmas, hide eggs at Easter... maybe some spare change, keys etc as well. Very handy, really.

Reply 93

dobbs

Hmmmm I think finding the "bit of twix" after the diamond ring may be a bit of an anti-climax, don't you think? lol :p:

Reply 94

RobbieC

15

Not if you're Fearne Cotton. BA-ZING!

Now that is nice n pointy gay trash-talkin'

And I am a SMOOTH criminal, Paddy, as you know!

I am getting the locks chopped as well soon, so I can be all spikey and hot AS when I'm back in cold Durham. Look forward to it people.

Reply 95

But then you will have lost all teh insulation from cold!
My friend's boyfriend is jealous because he's like 4 years older but I can grow facial hair faster than him :biggrin:

Reply 96

Jelkin