Funniest thing you have done at Uni...

Not me personally but some funny moments of my first year were:

*WARNING: IMPENDING FAECAL-BASED HUMOUR*

- My flatmate buying two live oysters from Tesco and putting 'em into a measuring cup with water, naming them Jack and Jill, proceeding to eat Jill, then concluding that Jack would be annoyed if he threw up Jill's carcass into his cup so.. he did and started playing around with his stringy regurgitations. My other flatmate was eating pizza at the time and was almost sick but told him it's only greenies and snot that makes him sick - this was immediately followed by my flatmate hocking up some snot which subsequently led to my flatmate throwing his pizza up.

- My flatmate throwing a shoe at my other flatmate's nuts after he won a game of nutball. He was crippled. We laughed hard.

- Flatmates and I streaking on the last night of uni.

- My flatmate passing out next to his own toilet, so my other flatmate pretended to take a dump next to him and took a picture.

- Changing my flatmate's birthday sheets to Thomas the Tank ones just before he brought his new girlfriend into his room on his birthday.

- A guy from upstairs supergluing his hand to his face for a fiver.

- My flatmate taking an unbelievably huge dump in another flatmate's toilet and leaving it there.

- Me completely screwing up a flatmate's computer with scary sounds, desktop icons that don't work, and putting the House of Fudge as his screensaver (Google at your own peril, highly NSFW).

- Us cellotaping a flatmates doorway completely.

- Me and another flatmate putting his entire bed in his shower (or some of it anyway).

Large quantities of alcohol were consumed.

I wana be in you're flat! :P

Haha, we are a bunch of children. I was very lucky with my flatmates, all six of us getting along great and pretty much party central. The other flats in my block were sort of riddled with fall-outs and that.

Oh there are a couple more funny moments which I have on video:

Fire extinguisher fun

Drunken action
"Do you see any tears do ya? NAW! SHUT UP!"

hahahaha are yoy the crazed fire extingisher bearing man?

Nah I'm the cameraman!
Three Scots, two Northern Irish and me the only English guy. A good mix!

Drinking games in the back of a lecture, breaking baguettes as part of a taekwondo demonstration as someone forgot the breaking boards, helped my friend crossdress for a charity event, worn only a labcoat and underwear for another charity event, got into countless drunken arguments, ordered a Chinese takeaway to a lecture...

Drinking games in the back of a lecture, breaking baguettes as part of a taekwondo demonstration as someone forgot the breaking boards, helped my friend crossdress for a charity event, worn only a labcoat and underwear for another charity event, got into countless drunken arguments, ordered a Chinese takeaway to a lecture...

After a night out going asda with a friend before making a fry up at 7am, and setting the fire alarm off, forcing everyone to wait outside for half an hour, it was so obveously me as i was dressed in my clothes, whilst everyone was in pjs, haa

Haha, we are a bunch of children. I was very lucky with my flatmates, all six of us getting along great and pretty much party central. The other flats in my block were sort of riddled with fall-outs and that.

Oh there are a couple more funny moments which I have on video:

Fire extinguisher fun

Drunken action
"Do you see any tears do ya? NAW! SHUT UP!"

Not me personally but some funny moments of my first year were:

*WARNING: IMPENDING FAECAL-BASED HUMOUR*

- My flatmate buying two live oysters from Tesco and putting 'em into a measuring cup with water, naming them Jack and Jill, proceeding to eat Jill, then concluding that Jack would be annoyed if he threw up Jill's carcass into his cup so.. he did and started playing around with his stringy regurgitations. My other flatmate was eating pizza at the time and was almost sick but told him it's only greenies and snot that makes him sick - this was immediately followed by my flatmate hocking up some snot which subsequently led to my flatmate throwing his pizza up.

- My flatmate throwing a shoe at my other flatmate's nuts after he won a game of nutball. He was crippled. We laughed hard.

- Flatmates and I streaking on the last night of uni.

- My flatmate passing out next to his own toilet, so my other flatmate pretended to take a dump next to him and took a picture.

- Changing my flatmate's birthday sheets to Thomas the Tank ones just before he brought his new girlfriend into his room on his birthday.

- A guy from upstairs supergluing his hand to his face for a fiver.

- My flatmate taking an unbelievably huge dump in another flatmate's toilet and leaving it there.

- Me completely screwing up a flatmate's computer with scary sounds, desktop icons that don't work, and putting the House of Fudge as his screensaver (Google at your own peril, highly NSFW).

- Us cellotaping a flatmates doorway completely.

- Me and another flatmate putting his entire bed in his shower (or some of it anyway).

Large quantities of alcohol were consumed.

your flat seems ledgedary. We dont get that drunk usually What uni u go to *changes*

Hahahhaa at that 2nd one. I need to come to a houseparty of yours! (aware that that sounds creepy and stalkerlike)

I lol'd. I'd love to be your flatmate, haha....I think. The ones in bold made me laugh so hard making my mother look at me really wierd.