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Good Grammar Tips

I found this in one of the funny quotes that pop up in the top corner of the forum pages, and though I'd post it:

Rules for Good Grammar #4

(1) Don't use no double negatives.
(2) Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents.
(3) Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
(4) About them sentence fragments.
(5) When dangling, watch your participles.
(6) Verbs has got to agree with their subjects.
(7) Just between you and i, case is important.
(8) Don't write run-on sentences when they are hard to read.
(9) Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
(10) Try to not ever split infinitives.
(11) It is important to use your apostrophe's correctly.
(12) Proofread your writing to see if you any words out.
(13) Correct speling is essential.
(14) A preposition is something you never end a sentence with.

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Reply 1
Haha, amusing.

I think I break most of those rules on a regular basis though. :rolleyes:
Reply 2
heh very good, i understood all of those! :smile:
Reply 3
I even broke one in my spelling in the first line :smile:
Reply 4
*manages little giggle*

lou xxx
Reply 5
theone
I even broke one in my spelling in the first line :smile:

'though i'd post it' eg? :tongue:
Reply 6
edders
'though i'd post it' eg? :tongue:


Yeah, eg? :biggrin:

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