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What's the most off-colour/crude/mean nickname you have for your mates?

Reply 40

sawyer

got a mate called pleb

Reply 41

generalebriety

16

"********".

Edit: oopsie.

Reply 42

niyaaaah

one of my mate is off botswanian descendency so we call him negrito lol

Reply 43

Morzor

8

Used to have a mate in school called turkey tits.

How lovely where p.e changing rooms?

Reply 44

Jabbamuffin

1

One kid at my school was called "Foetus" due to his size.

Reply 45

AsphyxiateD

10

Anglo*Phile

Choad
A choad is a penis wider than it is long...

We gave him this nickname after a catastrophic night of drunken partying which ended up in group masturbation....

lol there was a fat kid I called the human chode due to him being fatter than he was tall.

Jabbamuffin

One kid at my school was called "Foetus" due to his size.

Beat you to it ;D

Reply 46

Jabbamuffin

1

AsphyxiateD

Beat you to it ;D

Did you post that too? :awesome:

Man we were horrible little buggers at school.

Reply 47

Ariadne

16

A friend of mine's surname is Grunt, which is unfortunate in itself, but of course we had to go one step further. You always get some oddlooks when you address the girl standing next to you as Gruntcunt!

Reply 48

Jabbamuffin

1

Ariadne

A friend of mine's surname is Grunt, which is unfortunate in itself, but of course we had to go one step further. You always get some oddlooks when you address the girl standing next to you as Gruntcunt!

Couldn't you just call him James Grunt? :redface:

Reply 49

AsphyxiateD

10

Jabbamuffin

Did you post that too? :awesome:

Man we were horrible little buggers at school.

Of course I did lol.

Would have posted the genealogy of Pringle to B as the story behind his names were pretty offensive lol.

Reply 50

dollydaydream

2

Epitomessence

I have one that's quite mean: a mate with the surname McCann, I call him Maddie. :no:

I'm called Maddy and I get called McCann...

Reply 51

Delta Aitch

13

There was a couple the year above us who would take part in unnecessary PDA (the gross kind) and (un)fortunately looked like they were related ... as in they literally looked like twin brothers. So we nicknamed them 'The Brothers' and it stuck from then on. It wasn't the most original nickname, but even still when I see them around I think of them as 'The Brothers'.