"Just broke up with my gf Jim" "Theres plenty of fish in the sea Dave" Dave has sex..
..with a fish!
*HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION*
Let's say Jim is a Judge or Police Officer or some figure of Authority and he says to Dave, in consolence, "There are plenty of fish in the sea." And Dave takes this quite literally and has sex/recieves blowjob, whatever off a fish.
Could Dave be charged for this? I mean if it was a random drunk guy, we'd probably laugh and tip stella all over his bald head but we should listen to Police Officers and if taken to court, it was Jim the JUDGE who told him to... so if trialled, Dave could just say, Jim LAD, you told me to bang that fish, why are you arresting me now?
Thoughts?
*HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION*
Let's say Jim is a Judge or Police Officer or some figure of Authority and he says to Dave, in consolence, "There are plenty of fish in the sea." And Dave takes this quite literally and has sex/recieves blowjob, whatever off a fish.
Could Dave be charged for this? I mean if it was a random drunk guy, we'd probably laugh and tip stella all over his bald head but we should listen to Police Officers and if taken to court, it was Jim the JUDGE who told him to... so if trialled, Dave could just say, Jim LAD, you told me to bang that fish, why are you arresting me now?
Thoughts?
What are you talking about?
Original post by joshphillips999
Is that even illegal?
depends whether the fish consented
Original post by Phillipsherman
depends whether the fish consented
The fish will probably just think its feeding time.
(if it was a blow job...)
Depends if the fish was hot.
Original post by joshphillips999
Is that even illegal?
I'm sure it is?
Cba finding a source but it's sex with a non-human...
Original post by FattyInNeed
I'm sure it is?
Cba finding a source but it's sex with a non-human...
Cba finding a source but it's sex with a non-human...
Yeah but I have doubts on weather you'll be in court for it...
Its a fish, after all.
Original post by joshphillips999
Yeah but I have doubts on weather you'll be in court for it...
Its a fish, after all.
Its a fish, after all.
Wait, you'd appear before court if you shagged a cat or rabbit, wouldn't you?
What's the difference with fish?
Original post by FattyInNeed
Wait, you'd appear before court if you shagged a cat or rabbit, wouldn't you?
What's the difference with fish?
What's the difference with fish?
The court would be very sympathetic, I mean, some fish are pretty ****ing sexy.
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