Why am I so irresistible to girls?

I walk into a store in Delhi. No less than THREE attractive, young indian females literally throw themselves at me, trying to get my attention. They wanted me so bad.

My problem is im not sure which of my attractive qualities girls really like. Is it my effervescent personality? My charm and wit? My striking good looks? First-class education? Or just that ive got coin?

Reply 1

whorace

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Original post by Awesome Genius

I walk into a store in Delhi. No less than THREE attractive, young indian females literally throw themselves at me, trying to get my attention. They wanted me so bad.

My problem is im not sure which of my attractive qualities girls really like. Is it my effervescent personality? My charm and wit? My striking good looks? First-class education? Or just that ive got coin?

This is the worst word I have ever read

Reply 2

Kevin De Bruyne

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Must be your humility :h:

Reply 3

Charles III

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Original post by SeanFM

Must be your humility :h:

omg

Reply 4

Student403

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Perhaps they were just amazed at seeing such a big head?

Reply 5

username1221160

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How did it feel to be squashed under the weight of three fat women?

Reply 6

earthworm

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Maybe they wanted to sell you somthing...

Reply 7

S.G.

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They were Indian elephants, not girls

Reply 8

Ablicious

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Same brah, I normally offer to take 1 out on my yacht. A fight to the death sorts out who I take.

Do you even have a yacht.

Reply 9

Awesome Genius

OP

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Original post by Quantex

How did it feel to be squashed under the weight of three fat women?

They weren't fat omg

They were all slim. One was a little short but was pretty nonetheless. The other two were reasonably tall.

Except the freshie accents and superficialness they were perfect.

Reply 10

User1333171

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Girls find losers very attractive. The Big Bang Theory effect.

Reply 11

wallah abdi

Maybe because you had fair skin?

Reply 12

drowzee

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They wanted a visa to the UK obvs

Reply 13

username1177050

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I know they want the D. They know they want the D. They are just too shy to admit it

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username1854431

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Original post by drowzee

They wanted a visa to the UK obvs

Reply 15

ThatOldGuy

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Original post by Awesome Genius

They weren't fat omg

They were all slim. One was a little short but was pretty nonetheless. The other two were reasonably tall.

Except the freshie accents and superficialness they were perfect.

I fully approve of this and endorse you as the Most Interesting Man in the World(R).

Because this seems like a thing that happened!

Reply 16

Awesome Genius

OP

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Original post by ThatOldGuy

I fully approve of this and endorse you as the Most Interesting Man in the World(R).

Because this seems like a thing that happened!

IT DID

lol except...they were probably all trying to sell me things but nonetheless the interaction was positive.

Reply 17

Metrododo

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Original post by Awesome Genius

I walk into a store in Delhi. No less than THREE attractive, young indian females literally throw themselves at me, trying to get my attention. They wanted me so bad.

My problem is im not sure which of my attractive qualities girls really like. Is it my effervescent personality? My charm and wit? My striking good looks? First-class education? Or just that ive got coin?