Why is obesity greater in the North?

Meat the potato pie? Northern attempt fail

I know it's not from England, but the first time I tried a Stovie (whatever it is, this HUGE portion of mashed up corned beef + fat + mashed potatoes that you eat along with biscuits) when I visited Scotland..

It's like you're buying a heart attack

Haha how insulting.

Battered mars bars are illegal in the south, that's why

Cheese and Bean melts

Battered mars bars are illegal in the south, that's why

Mmm, gravy. Northerners love gravy! (Soccer am in the good old days)

We're not talking about opinions, or anything to get offended by, just objective facts - such as the fact that there are more people living in poverty in the north than the south.

You might as well get offended by the fact that the sky is blue if that's all it takes.

The people of the North are not snobs. We accept people as they come so the obese Southerners who are alienated by the 'perfect skinny' people move up here to have a nicer way of life.

People are moving from North to South, not the other way around.

EDIT: Just saw the smilies.