How do I go about buying my own island?

You'll get an island, but not Lewroll.

Do you think we should be a dictatorship or a democracy? You can be second in command of the Royal Army of Lewland.

You can buy an island but cannot claim it as your own country because it will be under certain laws depending on where it is. I was actually thinking of buying an island the other day :P

If you did claim it as your own country then you will probably get invaded and end up losing the land anyway.

Yup. Decided The climate has to be good.

No. My mum thinks I'm a child, because she's old enough to say so. You're ONLY three years older than me. No big deal.

....Silence.....OK, then. I hope you're not like that in real life.

Ideally we will be close to the equator. I want somewhere with a beautiful climate so that we could grow tropical fruits and attract more tourists.

my dad bought a part of The World Islands in Dubai (back when they were cheap), which technically is an island

Dictatorship, of course. And just a second? I feel honoured, sir, but I have higher aspirations! ;D

I already have an Island. I called it Africa.


Left it in a bad state though

Dictatorships can work. Our motto can be 'if you dont like it here, you can GTFO' (someone translate that into latin for me please). But we wont be part of the UN, so those nosy countries like England and USA may try to get involved in our affairs.

Really? How much did it cost? Have you visited it?

Ooh, I'm in! Send me the questionnaire
I have no defence-of-a-country skill though. I'll..uh..plant the fruit trees?

Come to Australia. There's an island for sale at the moment. Although I think it would be rather lonely there, and it probably doesn't have palm trees: http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/louth-island-for-sale-at-3m/story-e6frea83-1225808413768

Or, if you're ok with just having your own country, you can come to Australia too! http://www.hutt-river-province.com/ The Hutt River Provence is a country within Australia, with its own Royal Family and passport stamp. The King had a dispute with the government or something in the 70s and somehow made his own country.

Hope that helps!:_)

Si non placet hic, vos can GTFO!

(Google Translate used, so it's liable to be wrong)

Si non placet hic, vos can GTFO!

(Google Translate used, so it's liable to be wrong)

Anyone can live on Lewland

To apply- I will send you a questionnaire

If you pass the questionnaire stage you will then be given an interview

If you pass the interview, my agents will then secretly follow you and your family around for 6 months, to make surre you are suitable

If you pass this stage, you will be able to move to Lewland

I will be King.

That means:

If you do not like this, you ... (can is not a Latin word) GTFO!

Even if the words were right, it's still sloppy. Put the verb (with the adverb) at the end of the clause.

Once I purchase an island, I will notify you. I estimate it will cost you £100,000 to move to the island. Obviously you will then be paying taxes etc.

Dictatorships can work. Our motto can be 'if you dont like it here, you can GTFO' (someone translate that into latin for me please). But we wont be part of the UN, so those nosy countries like England and USA may try to get involved in our affairs.