silly oxford limericks!

i love limericks! so i thought i'll make one up for oxford! i'm pretty bored at the moment anyway...

i got that damn latter today!,
"no offer", "rejected", NO WAY!
i took a big gulp
i'll beat them to a pulp
NO, i shouldn't get carried away.

post one of your own if u like...!
how sad. nothing better to do though!

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Reply 1

meef cheese

E-unit, there was a boy named
the tutors, for brilliance were famed
that can't have been right
his interviews were *****
but he's got his acceptance letter framed

Reply 2

yusufu

purely out of boredom:

there was a lad getting bored
he'd applied of his own accord
they made him wait, did cambridge
until he almost jumped off a bridge
if rejected he'll challenge them with a sword.

this wait is bloody irritating. :mad:

Reply 3

Cunning Linguist

there was a guy from oxford
who ate a lot of custard
he ate and ate
weighed 12 stone 8
so he became a fat b*****d !

Reply 4

yusufu

when comparing cambridge and oxford
its obvious which is the dud
oxford is badder
as said by blackadder
and personally id rather go to bradford

:biggrin:

Reply 5

Cunning Linguist

when comparing oxford and cambridge,
i decided to ask the fridge
the fridge said "yes!"
"oxford is best!"
"now stop being such a bitch!"

Reply 6

Duracell Bunny

dammmmn! that last 1 was good!

Havn't got any skill with words so I'm not even going to try!

Reply 7

yusufu

from the previous two examples of a limerick
the first is made of brick
completely proper
unlike the other
which makes most people feel sick

ha!

Reply 8

sultank

MatthewH

... sigh, if only it were a limerick.

yes indeed

Reply 9

parsleythelion

There once was a girl - yes, she's me
Who waiting for Cambridge felt queasy
How long can they take
To say make or break?
It's multiple choice - should be easy.

Reply 10

MatthewH

Claps

I like it very much, Parsley

Reply 11

Cunning Linguist

i applied for oxford this year,
it all seems a bit of a blur,
oxford WAS nice,
i've said that twice!
a rejection however did occur.

Reply 12

samlangfield

And the winner is ........... this one:

parsleythelion

There once was a girl - yes, she's me
Who waiting for Cambridge felt queasy
How long can they take
To say make or break?
It's multiple choice - should be easy.

Reply 13

Alexander

There was once a young fellow of Merton
Who walked down the High with a skirt on
He would manipulate slyly
His membrum virile
For people to animadvert on

(I can't claim I wrote it myself I'm afraid -- I do know another one which is even more obscene though!!)