silly oxford limericks! Watch

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i love limericks! so i thought i'll make one up for oxford! i'm pretty bored at the moment anyway...

i got that damn latter today!,
"no offer", "rejected", NO WAY!
i took a big gulp
i'll beat them to a pulp
NO, i shouldn't get carried away.

post one of your own if u like...!
how sad. nothing better to do though!
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E-unit, there was a boy named
the tutors, for brilliance were famed
that can't have been right
his interviews were *****
but he's got his acceptance letter framed
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purely out of boredom:

there was a lad getting bored
he'd applied of his own accord
they made him wait, did cambridge
until he almost jumped off a bridge
if rejected he'll challenge them with a sword.


this wait is bloody irritating.:mad:
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there was a guy from oxford
who ate a lot of custard
he ate and ate
weighed 12 stone 8
so he became a fat b*****d !
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when comparing cambridge and oxford
its obvious which is the dud
oxford is badder
as said by blackadder
and personally id rather go to bradford


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when comparing oxford and cambridge,
i decided to ask the fridge
the fridge said "yes!"
"oxford is best!"
"now stop being such a *****!"
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dammmmn! that last 1 was good!

Havn't got any skill with words so I'm not even going to try!
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from the previous two examples of a limerick
the first is made of brick
completely proper
unlike the other
which makes most people feel sick

ha!
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(Original post by MatthewH)
... sigh, if only it were a limerick.
yes indeed
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There once was a girl - yes, she's me
Who waiting for Cambridge felt queasy
How long can they take
To say make or break?
It's multiple choice - should be easy.
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Claps

I like it very much, Parsley
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i applied for oxford this year,
it all seems a bit of a blur,
oxford WAS nice,
i've said that twice!
a rejection however did occur.
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And the winner is ........... this one:

(Original post by parsleythelion)
There once was a girl - yes, she's me
Who waiting for Cambridge felt queasy
How long can they take
To say make or break?
It's multiple choice - should be easy.
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There was once a young fellow of Merton
Who walked down the High with a skirt on
He would manipulate slyly
His membrum virile
For people to animadvert on

(I can't claim I wrote it myself I'm afraid -- I do know another one which is even more obscene though!!)
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(Original post by Alexander)
There was once a young fellow of Merton
Who walked down the High with a skirt on
He would manipulate slyly
His membrum virile
For people to animadvert on

(I can't claim I wrote it myself I'm afraid -- I do know another one which is even more obscene though!!)
membrum virile? sorry call me stupid!
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membrum virile? sorry call me stupid!
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...le&redirect=no :rolleyes:
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ah!
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in oxford there was a young man
who was frying something in a frying-pan
he didnt know how
to fry the cow
so he got totally scared and ran.
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there once was a girl from magdalen
who when started uni was pretty slim
she ate lots of pies
and to her surprise
got fatter, oh no what a sin.
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What incredible wit hannah... xx

(Original post by ~~hannah~~)
there once was a girl from magdalen
who when started uni was pretty slim
she ate lots of pies
and to her surprise
got fatter, oh no what a sin.
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