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Guys: Kate Middleton or Katie Price (Jordan)?

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kate middleton as she would be less "used"
Kate for me she is so fit

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Reply 42
Kate Middleton obviously, shes stunning.

Would have to strap a 2litre fanta bottle to my wang to even touch the sides in Jordan.
Reply 43
Probably Katie Price. I don't think I would like Kate Middleton very much.
Reply 44
I'd pick Kate Middleton. We could talk about her wedding day, pig out on caviar and champagne, and discuss how hot Prince Harry is etc... :ahee:
I mean, you never said the night had to be sexual and even if you did, I don't bat for that team... :wink:
Both too Jewish for my taste :wink:
I bet Kate Middleton is well dirty, posh crumpet usually is.
Original post by LickingCarpet
I bet Kate Middleton is well dirty, posh crumpet usually is.

LOL.
Reply 48
I don't really find Kate Middleton attractive, but I'd choose her as I'm not into beastiality.
seriously, do you even need to ask?

Original post by Autistic Merit
Katie Price - neither of them would be able to hold an interesting conversation. So Katie because at least the sex would be enjoyable.


Original post by .JJ
Jordan would probably be a better shag, she's got that pornstar feel about her...
For one night only, I'd go with her...


Suit yourselves, I'm pretty sure that 'Pornstar feel' just means large and bucket shaped.
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Reply 50
Original post by .JJ
Jordan would probably be a better shag, she's got that pornstar feel about her...
For one night only, I'd go with her...

Reply 51
Shouldn't it be Kate Windsor?!
Original post by biffyclyro27
seriously, do you even need to ask?





Suit yourselves, I'm pretty sure that 'Pornstar feel' just means large and bucket shaped.

I have often seen "Katie" in Brighton in the shopping centre. In real life she is surprisingly short and dumpy with grotty skin and lank hair. Really rough I promise you. Photoshop has a lot to answer for.
Original post by Old_Simon
I have often seen "Katie" in Brighton in the shopping centre. In real life she is surprisingly short and dumpy with grotty skin and lank hair. Really rough I promise you. Photoshop has a lot to answer for.


I totally agree, I think she's a complete munter hence my reply to those two...
Kate Middleton. She is beautiful and, no doubt, more intelligent than Jordan.
Original post by brightcitylights
If you had to choose to spend one night with either Kate Middleton or Katie Price who would you choose and why?


There are many things I would prefer than spending time with the talentless oxygen thief that is Katie Price.
Kate Middleton
Personally not attracted to Jordan at all.
Reply 57
I'm straight, but I'd go for Kate. She seems to take care of herself better and has natural beauty in contrast to Jordan. Plus Kate seems to be nicer.

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