If nudity is allowed, many will walk the street naked

Shame this would never work in England as it's too bloody cold - shame as i'd love to see unfettered knockers walking the streets here

And then people will realise it's rather cold when not wearing clothes/ it's difficult carrying things without pockets/ stones hurt when you're not wearing shoes!/ how to best prevent sunburn/ why is sand everywhere?/ there is sand in my anus and it's very uncomfortable/ my favourite hat doesn't go with my chest hair/ no one will be able to see that I'm Team Jacob/ pinning a badge on your nipple is a VERY bad idea/ Mickey Mouse in Disneyland doesn't look so inviting anymore/ holding a wallet between the bumcheeks is difficult, but is great for toning!/ rain is not fun to be in.

The people who you'd want to see naked... wouldn't be the ones who were naked.

Damn you Sleazy - ruining my fantasy

I walked out of Tesco one day to see the national naked bike ride go past. It was not a pretty sight.

It's all fun and games for ugly people. As soon as hotties are involved, it's "porn"...