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Original post by DrSocSciences
Oo fabby. Can I claim extra points, for being female?


No. And usually you would in fact get points deducted for inappropriate use of a comma, but we are in a trial period so this will be wavered. Plus, I hear you have fencing skills.

Original post by Matrix123
Ah, I see! There are some very contrasting opinions though.


Ah. I'll have to get to the bottom of this. I will be using the "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." protocol in order to gain Foo's measure. If he's insincere, I will be handing him what for, and in no uncertain terms too. However, for now I have a modicum of faith in the chap.
Original post by frankieboy

Ah. I'll have to get to the bottom of this. I will be using the "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." protocol in order to gain Foo's measure. If he's insincere, I will be handing him what for, and in no uncertain terms too. However, for now I have a modicum of faith in the chap.


Yes, I believe that path of elimination will work best in this situation. :wink:

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Original post by DrSocSciences
Looks like it's going to have to be me that tells you:

There's a difference between "m'lady" and "malady." Just too excruciating to allow that to persist. Sorry hun.


I do not appreciate being patronised. Get off my turf, you serf. :pierre:

Original post by frankieboy
No. And usually you would in fact get points deducted for inappropriate use of a comma, but we are in a trial period so this will be wavered. Plus, I hear you have fencing skills.

Ah. I'll have to get to the bottom of this. I will be using the "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." protocol in order to gain Foo's measure. If he's insincere, I will be handing him what for, and in no uncertain terms too. However, for now I have a modicum of faith in the chap.


There's a stable waiting for him if he ever does fail to meet our highest of standards.
Original post by Matrix123
Yes, I believe that path of elimination will work best in this situation. :wink:

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Are you Emily Dickinson's fourth granddaughter removed? :holmes:
Original post by mango peeler
Are you Emily Dickinson's fourth granddaughter removed? :holmes:


How did you know?

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Original post by Matrix123
How did you know?

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Why...your poetic talents were too bright to go unnoticed. :stupido:
Original post by Foo.mp3
Haha, come now, I have my chivalrous moments! :innocent:

Fair point tbh, most male regs (TSR addicts) no doubt find me a little 'difficult to come to terms with' for one reason or another :evilbanana:

In fact I was instructing my man servant to buy me some gold coinage, fresh from the Royal Mint, but close enough old boy :top2:

Ms. Winkledinkle won't know what hit her when I get up there :woo:

And so...
with great honour...
IT HAS BEGUN!
I summon all the cleverest of scholars and the bravest of knights and the noblest of gents to arrive in welcoming the Club (and soon fallen) leader...FOO!

:medieval:

@Andy98 @lustawny @frankieboy @K.C
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Hail Foo
:rofl:
Original post by mango peeler
Why...your poetic talents were too bright to go unnoticed. :stupido:

How very kind of you :u:
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ayy
Original post by Matrix123
How very kind of you :u:


It is of nothing.

Original post by K.C
ayy


Shall we make a toast? Together we witness history. :cheers:
Alright Lads .... Having top banter I see
Original post by Foo.mp3
Thanks :chaplin:

Spoiler


I see. It's a club far too exclusive for its own good. Now it has dwindling joins.
Original post by mango peeler
I do not appreciate being patronised. Get off my turf, you serf.


I'm more surf than serf.
Original post by DrSocSciences
surf.


This is perfectly acceptable in the Gentlemens' club, so long as you do it in a suit with waistcoat, bowler hat, and stick-on handlebar moustache.
Original post by frankieboy
This is perfectly acceptable in the Gentlemens' club, so long as you do it in a suit with waistcoat, bowler hat, and stick-on handlebar moustache.


There may be some problems with making sure the bowler hat stays on.

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Original post by mango peeler
@Supersaps how do you feel about this? It will plummet to the ground with Foo.


Thank you for the kind mention! I'm already running TSR evening fitness sessions so I might have to simply bow out and simply be an honourary gentleman from time to time!


The leader is only primus inter pares anyway, as he who is a man can be nothing more than a man!
Original post by Dirtybit
A lot of moisture in this thread

@Rk2k14 cc


Need to Nivea this fam.
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Before I leave for good, I want an honorary portrait of myself erected anywhere within the club house. I saved you from the shitter by offering the role of leader to frankieboy, instead of Foo.mp3. From what you guys were saying, I'm sure it was for the best!

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