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    (Original post by frankieboy)
    He will grace us soon with his presence. I understand that currently he is instructing his butler as to the purchase of a new Trilby so he can make himself presentable.
    No. We've arranged for him to sleep in the stables once he inadvertently claims his position as successor to the Club throne.
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    We've only used Foo for his rather generous contributions to our band of brotherhood :holmes:
    Once we liquidate the fake enrolment fee...he is no longer.
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    Hell no booboo :curious:

    I...I mean...
    why...of course not *nervously smoothes my hair* :pimp:
    Looks like it's going to have to be me that tells you:

    There's a difference between "m'lady" and "malady." Just too excruciating to allow that to persist. Sorry hun.
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    (Original post by DrSocSciences)
    Oo fabby. Can I claim extra points, for being female?
    No. And usually you would in fact get points deducted for inappropriate use of a comma, but we are in a trial period so this will be wavered. Plus, I hear you have fencing skills.

    (Original post by Matrix123)
    Ah, I see! There are some very contrasting opinions though.
    Ah. I'll have to get to the bottom of this. I will be using the "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." protocol in order to gain Foo's measure. If he's insincere, I will be handing him what for, and in no uncertain terms too. However, for now I have a modicum of faith in the chap.
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    (Original post by frankieboy)
    Ah. I'll have to get to the bottom of this. I will be using the "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." protocol in order to gain Foo's measure. If he's insincere, I will be handing him what for, and in no uncertain terms too. However, for now I have a modicum of faith in the chap.
    Yes, I believe that path of elimination will work best in this situation.

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    (Original post by DrSocSciences)
    Looks like it's going to have to be me that tells you:

    There's a difference between "m'lady" and "malady." Just too excruciating to allow that to persist. Sorry hun.
    I do not appreciate being patronised. Get off my turf, you serf. :pierre:

    (Original post by frankieboy)
    No. And usually you would in fact get points deducted for inappropriate use of a comma, but we are in a trial period so this will be wavered. Plus, I hear you have fencing skills.

    Ah. I'll have to get to the bottom of this. I will be using the "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." protocol in order to gain Foo's measure. If he's insincere, I will be handing him what for, and in no uncertain terms too. However, for now I have a modicum of faith in the chap.
    There's a stable waiting for him if he ever does fail to meet our highest of standards.
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    (Original post by Matrix123)
    Yes, I believe that path of elimination will work best in this situation.

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    Are you Emily Dickinson's fourth granddaughter removed? :holmes:
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    Are you Emily Dickinson's fourth granddaughter removed? :holmes:
    How did you know?

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    (Original post by lustawny)
    Chivalry will soon be a thing of the past. Hooray!
    Haha, come now, I have my chivalrous moments! :innocent:

    (Original post by mango peeler)
    It will plummet to the ground with Foo.
    Fair point tbh, most male regs (TSR addicts) no doubt find me a little 'difficult to come to terms with' for one reason or another :evilbanana:

    (Original post by frankieboy)
    I understand that currently he is instructing his butler as to the purchase of a new Trilby so he can make himself presentable.
    In fact I was instructing my man servant to buy me some gold coinage, fresh from the Royal Mint, but close enough old boy :top2:

    (Original post by mango peeler)
    Foo has been banned from the estate. We've given the new stewardess Anne Winkledinkle his room
    Ms. Winkledinkle won't know what hit her when I get up there :woo:
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    (Original post by Matrix123)
    How did you know?

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    Why...your poetic talents were too bright to go unnoticed. :stupido:
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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    Haha, come now, I have my chivalrous moments! :innocent:

    Fair point tbh, most male regs (TSR addicts) no doubt find me a little 'difficult to come to terms with' for one reason or another :evilbanana:

    In fact I was instructing my man servant to buy me some gold coinage, fresh from the Royal Mint, but close enough old boy :top2:

    Ms. Winkledinkle won't know what hit her when I get up there :woo:
    And so...
    with great honour...
    IT HAS BEGUN!
    I summon all the cleverest of scholars and the bravest of knights and the noblest of gents to arrive in welcoming the Club (and soon fallen) leader...FOO!

    :medieval:

    Andy98 lustawny frankieboy K.C
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    Hail Foo
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    Why...your poetic talents were too bright to go unnoticed. :stupido:
    How very kind of you
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    (Original post by Matrix123)
    How very kind of you
    It is of nothing.

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    ayy
    Shall we make a toast? Together we witness history. :cheers:
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    Alright Lads .... Having top banter I see
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    I summon all the cleverest of scholars and the bravest of knights and the noblest of gents to arrive in welcoming the Club (and soon fallen) leader...FOO! :medieval:
    Thanks :chaplin:

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    ..only, alas my appointment as leader was withdrawn by the board at the 11th hour, owing to certain 'wenching irregularities' :erm:
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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    Thanks :chaplin:
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    ..only, alas my appointment as leader was withdrawn by the board at the 11th hour, owing to certain 'wenching irregularities' :erm:
    I see. It's a club far too exclusive for its own good. Now it has dwindling joins.
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    I do not appreciate being patronised. Get off my turf, you serf.
    I'm more surf than serf.
 
 
 
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