This year's German Listening was pretty strange, there was a guy who was trying to persuade his Mum to let him off school.. "Aaaaah Mutti.. Ich habe Kopf besomethingthed.." "Aaah Herman, letze woche du hat sotmach gesomethingthed!", the voices are hilarious. Herman sounded about thirty and his Mum sounded about 12 (you can tell why i only got a C for German can't you..!)
On the subject of invigilators, ours are all dinnerladies from our school, apart from one guy who's a complete geek - in a mock last year, it'd been reeeeally warm in the hall, the exam was really hard and everyone was dying and/or falling asleep, and he stood at the front of the room and went in a weird voice "Now guys," (old people calling students "guys" = not cool) "I know that was a bit.. *waves arms*.. But you all did well." - How the hell does he know?!
Also, a copper came in to talk to us at the end of one exam (a bloke in a silver car had ben trying to get girls to 'go home' with him) and h started talking really loudly before the end of the exam, one of the dinnerladies went "SHHHHH they're still under exam conditions!!" and he sat there looking very embarrased, which was tres amusant.