“The thing about cheesy is that he had a really big head, snipers dream we used to call him” Bob Mortimer, Would I lie to you?
Jack Dee: I think Gabby knows Georgia (the manhole story) David Mitchell: Are we saying manhole, manhole, manhole? (Looks at over teammate, who nods) Jack Dee: Please, let’s call her Gabby
I'm incredibly aroused by men with meat in their surname. (The Thick of It)
How ****ing dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been ****ing emptied into little packets, into ****ing crisp packets. Cheese and onion ****ing crisp packets that contain my living, breathing ****ing brain.
How ****ing dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been ****ing emptied into little packets, into ****ing crisp packets. Cheese and onion ****ing crisp packets that contain my living, breathing ****ing brain.
- Malcom Tucker
That was glorious Peter Capaldi's voice is stuck in my head. The voice of a saint.
How ****ing dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been ****ing emptied into little packets, into ****ing crisp packets. Cheese and onion ****ing crisp packets that contain my living, breathing ****ing brain.
- Malcom Tucker
Malcom: No, I don't give a **** whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.
Sam:*[Sam comes in with a box]**Happy Birthday Malcolm.
Malcom:*Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a ****ing present bomb in the face.
[opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday ****" written on it]*
Malcom. This could be from anyone.
[reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"]*
Malcom:*It's from Prime Minister. This is ****ing Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.
Malcom: No, I don't give a **** whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.
Sam:*[Sam comes in with a box]**Happy Birthday Malcolm.
Malcom:*Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a ****ing present bomb in the face.
[opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday ****" written on it]*
Malcom. This could be from anyone.
[reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"]*
Malcom:*It's from Prime Minister. This is ****ing Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.
Malcom: No, I don't give a **** whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.
Sam:*[Sam comes in with a box]**Happy Birthday Malcolm.
Malcom:*Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a ****ing present bomb in the face.
[opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday ****" written on it]*
Malcom. This could be from anyone.
[reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"]*
Malcom:*It's from Prime Minister. This is ****ing Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.
Literally just watched that episode with the cake. I aspire to be like Malcolm when I'm older, he's my idol.