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Original post by LovelyMrFox
The girl in the tench-coat
Get trout
Get trout
you have banked a fine brace of puns Ma'am 
Star wars: a new Heterotis
Star wars; the Electric Eel strikes back
Star Wars; the return of the Janssens' Barb
Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the Ropefish
Lord of the Rings: the two Tarpons
Lord of the Rings; the return of the Kissing Gourami
[With thanks to the internet list of common freshwater fish]
[Random fact there is a village called Ide near Exeter where I had a very yummy cream tea]
Star wars; the Electric Eel strikes back
Star Wars; the return of the Janssens' Barb
Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the Ropefish
Lord of the Rings: the two Tarpons
Lord of the Rings; the return of the Kissing Gourami
[With thanks to the internet list of common freshwater fish]
[Random fact there is a village called Ide near Exeter where I had a very yummy cream tea]
Goldfish & 3 bears
time for meatballs & lingonberry down at Pikea
carp --eh diem
time for meatballs & lingonberry down at Pikea
carp --eh diem
Original post by Muttley79
Star wars: a new Heterotis
Star wars; the Electric Eel strikes back
Star Wars; the return of the Janssens' Barb
Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the Ropefish
Lord of the Rings: the two Tarpons
Lord of the Rings; the return of the Kissing Gourami
[With thanks to the internet list of common freshwater fish]
[Random fact there is a village called Ide near Exeter where I had a very yummy cream tea]
Star wars; the Electric Eel strikes back
Star Wars; the return of the Janssens' Barb
Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the Ropefish
Lord of the Rings: the two Tarpons
Lord of the Rings; the return of the Kissing Gourami
[With thanks to the internet list of common freshwater fish]
[Random fact there is a village called Ide near Exeter where I had a very yummy cream tea]
a bulging keepnet of puns Ma'am 
glad you enjoyed your scones
Please accept this handsome Philippine medal:
Hindi pinapayagan
ang mga kababaihan
na mag-mangkok
ng sobrang lakas sa
pagpapalit ng mga silid
ang katulong na manager
Original post by mnot
Goldfish & 3 bears
time for meatballs & lingonberry down at Pikea
carp --eh diem
time for meatballs & lingonberry down at Pikea
carp --eh diem
well done for landing those vigorous puns mnot Please spend this Pun coin wisely:
I can think of some eely good puns, such as goldfishfinger
I think I'll share a story instead:
As I was trout and about yesterday in my motorpike and sidecarp I saw salmon in the distance. They were herring a bit of difficulty with a kite which was no longer perched on the park tench but floundering in a tree. I got from my pike and eeled it round to try and help them. They were rather lardy with a good bit of chub and a ruddy complexion. I could see that they wished for me to clamber up and rescue it (I had been doing lots of work with barbels).
As I brought the kite down they were breaming with joy and I heard them exclaim that I was dace, but suddenly, they roached ed for a gudgeon, hit me over the head and ran to my motorpike. They told me to stickleback there and left me. In the minnow of nowhere.
As I was trout and about yesterday in my motorpike and sidecarp I saw salmon in the distance. They were herring a bit of difficulty with a kite which was no longer perched on the park tench but floundering in a tree. I got from my pike and eeled it round to try and help them. They were rather lardy with a good bit of chub and a ruddy complexion. I could see that they wished for me to clamber up and rescue it (I had been doing lots of work with barbels).
As I brought the kite down they were breaming with joy and I heard them exclaim that I was dace, but suddenly, they roached ed for a gudgeon, hit me over the head and ran to my motorpike. They told me to stickleback there and left me. In the minnow of nowhere.
Original post by Laurence010401
I can think of some eely good puns, such as goldfishfinger
thank you for staying up late to do those puns Original post by Rufus the red
I think I'll share a story instead:
As I was trout and about yesterday in my motorpike and sidecarp I saw salmon in the distance. They were herring a bit of difficulty with a kite which was no longer perched on the park tench but floundering in a tree. I got from my pike and eeled it round to try and help them. They were rather lardy with a good bit of chub and a ruddy complexion. I could see that they wished for me to clamber up and rescue it (I had been doing lots of work with barbels).
As I brought the kite down they were breaming with joy and I heard them exclaim that I was dace, but suddenly, they roached ed for a gudgeon, hit me over the head and ran to my motorpike. They told me to stickleback there and left me. In the minnow of nowhere.
As I was trout and about yesterday in my motorpike and sidecarp I saw salmon in the distance. They were herring a bit of difficulty with a kite which was no longer perched on the park tench but floundering in a tree. I got from my pike and eeled it round to try and help them. They were rather lardy with a good bit of chub and a ruddy complexion. I could see that they wished for me to clamber up and rescue it (I had been doing lots of work with barbels).
As I brought the kite down they were breaming with joy and I heard them exclaim that I was dace, but suddenly, they roached ed for a gudgeon, hit me over the head and ran to my motorpike. They told me to stickleback there and left me. In the minnow of nowhere.
a wonderful story ! i am sorry you were treated so ruffely by the ruffeians 
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ang mga ginoo na ang
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artipisyal na pang-akit
ay ipinagbabawal
sa pagpapalit ng mga silid.
Pangalawang katulong
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Original post by Rufus the red
I think I'll share a story instead:
As I was trout and about yesterday in my motorpike and sidecarp I saw salmon in the distance. They were herring a bit of difficulty with a kite which was no longer perched on the park tench but floundering in a tree. I got from my pike and eeled it round to try and help them. They were rather lardy with a good bit of chub and a ruddy complexion. I could see that they wished for me to clamber up and rescue it (I had been doing lots of work with barbels).
As I brought the kite down they were breaming with joy and I heard them exclaim that I was dace, but suddenly, they roached ed for a gudgeon, hit me over the head and ran to my motorpike. They told me to stickleback there and left me. In the minnow of nowhere.
As I was trout and about yesterday in my motorpike and sidecarp I saw salmon in the distance. They were herring a bit of difficulty with a kite which was no longer perched on the park tench but floundering in a tree. I got from my pike and eeled it round to try and help them. They were rather lardy with a good bit of chub and a ruddy complexion. I could see that they wished for me to clamber up and rescue it (I had been doing lots of work with barbels).
As I brought the kite down they were breaming with joy and I heard them exclaim that I was dace, but suddenly, they roached ed for a gudgeon, hit me over the head and ran to my motorpike. They told me to stickleback there and left me. In the minnow of nowhere.
*point of order
the flounder is not strictly a freshwater fish; it can survive in brackish water, but is a creature of the sea.
Somewhere Over the Rainbow Trout
Four Tetra
Judi Tench
The Fishing Fly
(Jeff Goldblum: "That is one big pile of fish")
Salmon Eileen
I Breamed a Bream
Four Tetra
Judi Tench
The Fishing Fly
(Jeff Goldblum: "That is one big pile of fish")
Salmon Eileen
I Breamed a Bream
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Original post by FV75
Somewhere Over the Rainbow Trout
Four Tetra
Judi Tench
The Fishing Fly
(Jeff Goldblum: "That is one big pile of fish")
Salmon Eileen
I Breamed a Bream
Four Tetra
Judi Tench
The Fishing Fly
(Jeff Goldblum: "That is one big pile of fish")
Salmon Eileen
I Breamed a Bream
lovely puns Ma'am i am not sure about #2...
Please accept this fine medal from the Philippines:
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mangyaring iwanan ang
iyong mga pinya sa labas
ng pagpapalit ng mga silid.
Ang mga maliliit na prutas
tulad ng rambutan
ay maaaring payagan
ayon sa paghuhusga ng pamamahala
representante ng katulong tagapangasiwa
Original post by the bear lovely puns Ma'am
i am not sure about #2...
lovely puns Ma'am i am not sure about #2...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Tet
thank you for explane
Original post by the bear
*point of order
the flounder is not strictly a freshwater fish; it can survive in brackish water, but is a creature of the sea.
the flounder is not strictly a freshwater fish; it can survive in brackish water, but is a creature of the sea.
I shall kindly and respectfully ignore you.
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