Artemis Fowl Movie UpdateWatch
the first one was mildly amusing the second was just_____awful!
whu...?? i dont understa-and *whines* whut r u taalking about?
it was awful....what is their to understand?
Ok, I've only read the first book and I know there are 2 other ones, but the library doesn't have it, and I haven't had the chance to get my parents to drive me to the bookstore to buy it. But my friend is going to let me borrow hers..so I'll have to wait until...
Tom Felton!? As Artemis Fowl!?!?! (I think someone mentioned this in the first page of posts..) That would be awesome!!! (Look at my avatar!) But...unless you haven't heard...do you know how tall he is now? I mean- they're having problems becuase of his growth spirt for the 3rd movie (*giggles*<--!) But..I think he would look to old for being a ... 12 year old is it? Erm~ya..
no, out of all the suggestions for artemis so far, i don't think any of them are all that great. think of artemis, 12 years old, awfully pale skin -really cool-, blue eyes and dark hair, right? and the actor has to get artemis' cold, unemotional composure down... none of them seem to cut it to me...
Yea..if Tom Felton were younger- he could make it. He has natural brown hair--the blond is just for the movies.
at the bottom of each page on each of the books there is a code! had anyone ever bothered to translate it?
Carry me always carry me well. I am thy teacher of herb and spell.
The prophecies of ohm phlegm pot cleaner to frondelfen king. I am ohm phlegmpot cleaner to the king. But I am much more than that for I see the future written in the phlegm. For centuries we pixies have read the phlegm but I am the best there has ever been. My visions are generally of little importance. I foretell outbreaks of troll pox or gas spasms among elderly dwarfs. But sometimes even a poor pot cleaner can see wondrous things. A vision came to me two moons ago when I was gazing deep into his majestys own phlegm pot. I was heating the pot over a flame when the sign appeared. This vision was more vivid and detailed than any I had previously seed. Because of its importance I decided to write it down for posterity. And so I can say I told you so. I saw an age when the people have been drived underground by the mud men. This is what the phlegm told me. In this time one shall come among us. Fowl by name and foul by nature. A mud man unlike any other. He shall learn our secrets and use them against us. I see him now as plain as day. His face is pale he has dark eyes and raven hair. Yet it must be a mistake for he seems a mere youth. Surely no mud man could outwit the people. But now I see that the boy is not alone. He is aided by a formidable warrior scarred from a thousand battles. This Fowl shall hold the people to ransom for their most precious possession. Gold. And in spite of all our magic there is a chance that he will prevail. For he has discovered how to escape the time field unfortunately how the story ends I cannot say. But there was more to see. There is another story to come someone will bring the people and mud men together. The worst of both races. This fairys goal is to grind all the creatures of the earth beneath his boot. And who is this traitor it is not clear. But he shall start a war unlike anything the people have ever seen. Those who were enemies shall be united against him. And for the first time there will be mud men below ground. I have one clue to his identity a riddle. Goblins shall rise and haven shall fall a villainous elf is behind it all to find the one why so disappoints look ye to where finger points. Instead of one face elf has two. Both speak false and none speak true. While publicly he lends a helping hand his true aim is to seize colland. Know. It’s not very plain is it I don’t understand either. But perhaps in the future all will become clear. Look for a power hungry elf who was a finger pointed at his during our tale. And so this is ohms legacy. A warning that may save the world from total destruction. There’s not much to work with I know. The details are a bit sketchy. My advice to you is to consult the phlegm. It may be that you are sensitive. I have buried this prophecy with it phlegm pot. If you are not fortunate enough to work as a pot cleaner then there is usually a supply of phlegme very time you have a cold. Here endeth the first prophecies of ohm. But because of the importance of my visions I shall repeat the prophecies once more. If you have just begun to understand the text then read on. If you have worked out the entire message then congratulations. Now go and save the world.
Thats only the first book and it just repeats that message a millions times after that.
I got one of the books for christmas, was wondering if anyone could list all the books in reading order so I know what to read and when. How did you decode the code at the bottom of the pages! It must take ages!
Oh, and the books go in this order: Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl: The Artic Incident, and Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code.
There all great books and I suggest you get ahold of the other two soon!
What do you guys think?