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pls pls pls :suith:

how can i become sexy??!!

because i don't know anything about exercise and im afraid of becoming a sperm whale :sad:

xxxxxxx thx for any help xxxxxxx

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Reply 1
kayzy
pls pls pls :suith:

because i don't know anything about exercise and im afraid of becoming a sperm whale :sad:


Put the fork down and go for a run?
Reply 2
join the gym :p:?
Kiwiguy
Put the fork down and go for a run?



Oh that made me laugh. lol.
You could glue a poster of an attractive model to the front of your body? I recommend superglue
kayzy
pls pls pls :suith:

how can i become sexy??!!

because i don't know anything about exercise and im afraid of becoming a sperm whale :sad:

xxxxxxx thx for any help xxxxxxx


Get bebbs to run with a bottle of wine :biggrin:
Sperm is not that bad?
Reply 7
kayzy
pls pls pls :suith:

how can i become sexy??!!

because i don't know anything about exercise and im afraid of becoming a sperm whale :sad:

xxxxxxx thx for any help xxxxxxx


Some people find that attractive. (By people i mean other sperm whales of course)
Join a gym and run with a friend. The weight'll fall off...
Reply 9
Cut out the bad food, you know what it is!!!!
Walk instead of get lifts/driving
Join the gym maybe?
Reply 10
wtfhaffyduck
Oh that made me laugh. lol.


Glad i could help = )

whitepearlbaby
Sperm is not that bad?


we have a swallower!

:yep:
Kiwiguy

we have a swallower!

:yep:


:mad: And? :hmmm:
Reply 12
whitepearlbaby
:mad: And? :hmmm:


i was going to leave it at that actually.. :yep:
Kiwiguy
i was going to leave it at that actually.. :yep:


Ah ok :yy: Great observation, I must say.
Reply 14
whitepearlbaby
Ah ok :yy: Great observation, I must say.


Thanks. I try to keep it light and humourous. :yy:

This thread is getting a little lame no?
Reply 15
kayzy
pls pls pls :suith:

how can i become sexy??!!

because i don't know anything about exercise and im afraid of becoming a sperm whale :sad:

xxxxxxx thx for any help xxxxxxx


run
Kiwiguy
Thanks. I try to keep it light and humourous. :yy:

This thread is getting a little lame no?


Yeah, only because I'm leaving. Sorry to say...
Reply 17
whitepearlbaby
Yeah, only because I'm leaving. Sorry to say...


:unsure: :sadnod: perhaps..
stupid troll..

..start some decent threads.
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