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kayzy
sorry alex leaving now :tongue:uppeyes: i really should have gotten a ban


:shock: No no no no :puppyeyes:

But go work now :love:
crazyferret
Oh :yes:

Me and alex were discussing shoving a plastic tube (cath) up one of her holes (urethral orifice) into her bladder to help her wee. :coma:


You had me at JR's holes :coma:
Asclepius
You had me at JR's holes :coma:


I :coma:ed at JR :o:
Reply 383
kayzy
JR has lady bits :eyebrow:

nice :coma:

wanna see :ninjagirl:
Reply 384
crazyferret
I :coma:ed at JR :o:

:unsure:
JR`
wanna see :ninjagirl:


Lady bits :coma:
Goodbye random chat thread :wavey:

:rip:
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crazyferret
Goodbye random chat thread :wavey:

:rip:


murderer :reaper:
Asclepius
x

kayzy
murderer :reaper:


:hmmm: No, you and your fellow resident chat whore friends murdered it by neglecting to reply. We medics keep things alive but you...you...you *breaks down and :cry:* :sad:
crazyferret
:hmmm: No you and your fellow resident chat whore friends murdered it by neglecting to reply. We medics keep things alive but you...you...you *breaks down and :cry:* :sad:


I ain't no chat whore :hmmm:

Tbh, the thread was dead man, you just refuse to let it die :sigh:
Asclepius
I ain't no chat whore :hmmm:

Tbh, the thread was dead man, you just refuse to let it die :sigh:


I gave it a ******* burial today and kays just dug up it's rotting corpse :sad:
crazyferret
I gave it a ******* burial today and kays just dug up it's rotting corpse :sad:


You dragged it up, not kay
Asclepius
You dragged it up, not kay


Everyone lies but the facts. The burial was carried out and the corpse of this "sperm whale" were put to rest in the grounds of the ferret family necropolis.

:rip:
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crazyferret
Everyone lies but the facts. The burial was carried out and the corpse of this "sperm whale" were put to rest in the grounds of the ferret family necropolis.

:rip:


burial is against my religion.

you are so insensitive soemtimes :puppyeyes:
crazyferret
Everyone lies but the facts. The burial was carried out and the corpse of this "sperm whale" were put to rest in the grounds of the ferret family necropolis.

:rip:


Those facts tell me you bumped a day old thread.

kayzy
burial is against my religion.

you are so insensitive soemtimes :puppyeyes:


It's okay :lovehug:
kayzy
burial is against my religion.

you are so insensitive soemtimes :puppyeyes:


Ok I'll dig up the damn thing, douse it in petrol and set it alight :headfire:
Reply 396
crazyferret
Ok I'll dig up the damn thing, douse it in petrol and set it alight :headfire:


we do not believe in that either :no:
As I'm in the company of fellow drunkards connoisseurs, shall I go for a Cabernet Sauvignon or Merlot. The meal is red meat friendly :holmes:
Asclepius
Charging to 360 *shock*

kayzy
we do not believe in that either :no:


Ok ok I'll pop it on a pyre and burn :headfire:

Is it wrong though to breath in the hallucinogenic chat fumes of the burning carcus? :bong:
Reply 399
crazyferret
As I'm in the company of fellow drunkards connoisseurs, shall I go for a Cabernet Sauvignon or Merlot. The meal is red meat friendly :holmes:


me no likey red wine :yucky:

crazyferret
Ok ok I'll pop it on a pyre and burn :headfire:

Is it wrong though to breath in the hallucinogenic chat fumes of the burning carcus? :bong:


whats with all the burning :puppyeyes:

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