Junk in the trunk or a rack upfront?

You're missing out on some vital titty f**ks my friend.

I see nothing wrong with two internet friends going out for a day to get some pie. You have such a dirty mind, Ali. I'm sure you enjoy a nice, sweet pie on occasion.

So how about it? You, me, a nice warm pie? I like cherry, you probably want cream...

I eagerly await your reply.

lots of love,

Lewroll

so, you've had an orgasm from a tit **** have you?

But it's just novelty like I said. It's fun and naughty and cheeky but then you just think "ok I want to get back to the real stuff now"

Bit personal,

but yeah, as have many women.

a bit personal? you are not the type to give a **** about conversation being a bit personal, and this is not much different to things you have happily discussed already.


I call b***sh*ts.

Indeed Lewroll, you guessed correctly, cream pie it is. I look forward to this pie day.

I do enjoy a nice bum every now and then. But boobs win (as long as they aren't saggy...are yours saggy?)

I will post my pic then I don't know if you can handle me though, Ali, I might be a little bit too sexy for you.

I don't care about most things, but asking that specifically is getting into realms of personal information.

*Shudder*

You know you like it baby

Don't bother flirting with me, I'm already taken.

Oh joy! I look forward to our date as well. Perhaps during the summer holidays, when I am not so busy. You are going to love the pie in London, we have the best in the country.

if you give me your address, credit card information, favourite sexual position, typical hour at which you retire to bed and your greatest phobia, i will not ask for personal details again and forever respect your privacy.

edit: oh and list all other residents of your home and what times they go to bed.

Haha even so it's still a good part of it, and bigger boobs make it more fun.

You are quite possibly the worst troll I have ever seen on TSR.

What are you working with?

I tend to put "A pretty face" at the top of my list of requirements:

I'd rep if I had the power.

Gs.