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What is the sex life of an Investment Banker like?

Ah, but you do not need to let them 'sponge off you'. Surely you would have to be a fool to do that?

And that jacked immigrant you talk off can become an investment banker too. I used to mow lawns for Westerners once.

Petrol or Electric? Those electric mowers can be a b***h!

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effofex

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Original post by Eklipz89

Petrol or Electric? Those electric mowers can be a b***h!

Flymo.

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Moyosola

Original post by effofex

A derivatives trader. Not an investment banker.

Lovely, I like how that sounds. Good on ya. :smile:

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Michel Foucault

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Original post by Moyosola

Lovely, I like how that sounds. Good on ya. :smile:

Good work son, you've pulled.

moderate to poor.

Original post by jennaz77

Do you reject them?

Well, just like with any others, if they genuienly seem like interesting people then I don't mind stopping for a chat and let them buy me a drink etc., but quite often the chat up lines start like this: "Hello I'm xxx and I'm an investment banker" - that is when I politely turn around and find an excuse to leave.

For me, being an investment banker =/= automatic attraction, although the attitude may be different for other women

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dogfights

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Original post by kyc

let them buy me a drink etc.

****!

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effofex

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Original post by kyc

Well, just like with any others, if they genuienly seem like interesting people then I don't mind stopping for a chat and let them buy me a drink etc., but quite often the chat up lines start like this: "Hello I'm xxx and I'm an investment banker" - that is when I politely turn around and find an excuse to leave.

For me, being an investment banker =/= automatic attraction, although the attitude may be different for other women

Does anyone ever actually say that? I thought it was very rare for someone to introduce themselves like that. Don't people usually just say 'Hi' and maybe (i.e. not always) tell you their names - not their profession, age, residence or any other private details. I don't go to those nightclubs though so am unaware - maybe things are different in those kinds of institutions.

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kyc

Original post by dogfights

****!

Please don't get the wrong idea, I didn't mean it as in it is an expected thing. Its not like I can't afford my own drinks in night outs :smile:

I only meant it as in if they offer to, which they somehow often do.

Original post by effofex

Does anyone ever actually say that? I thought it was very rare for someone to introduce themselves like that. Don't people usually just say 'Hi' and maybe (i.e. not always) tell you their names - not their profession, age, residence or any other private details. I don't go to those nightclubs though so am unaware - maybe things are different in those kinds of institutions.

My thoughts exactly lol, and that's why I don't feel comfortable with it

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David9

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Original post by effofex

Does anyone ever actually say that? I thought it was very rare for someone to introduce themselves like that. Don't people usually just say 'Hi' and maybe (i.e. not always) tell you their names - not their profession, age, residence or any other private details. I don't go to those nightclubs though so am unaware - maybe things are different in those kinds of institutions.

I personally wouldn't make a point of telling a female what my job was unless they asked/conversation went that way.

Lots of bankers do make a point of showing off to women about their profession in the hope that the woman is the sort of parasitic, materialistic and shallow person who wants a piece of the money :rolleyes:

My friend, who works in Operations at Goldmans used to introduce himself to girls by saying "Hi, I'm Chris, I work at Goldman Sachs". One girl asked him what he did at GS, he admitted that he worked in operations, despite that the slapper got with him anyway. It turned out that she didn't know what operations was or indeed what GS is, when I asked her she said "it's some sort of insurance company right?"
^True story.

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When will I know?

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Original post by David9

Have googled it and those girls are stunning! Some of those girls charge £500 per hour though! That is an awful lot of money even by IB standards :frown:

until I get to be a VP/MD that is then it will seem like small change :wink:

Please get an autograph for me if you plan to visit her :sogood:

:

http://www.parklanegirls.com/gallery/london-escorts/zarina-brunette-european-escort_1321

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David9

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Original post by When will I know?

Please get an autograph for me if you plan to visit her :sogood:

:

http://www.parklanegirls.com/gallery/london-escorts/zarina-brunette-european-escort_1321

Spoiler

OMG repped for your kick-arse detective work!

What is your verdict on this one http://www.parklanegirls.com/gallery/all-escorts/olivia-brunette-spanish-escort_1298 Please tell me she is not a scammer, she is the best looking one on there!

Oh, and as for why an elite model would want to go into escorting, £500 per hour is a reason too good not to go into it!

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effofex

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Original post by David9

OMG repped for your kick-arse detective work!

What is your verdict on this one http://www.parklanegirls.com/gallery/all-escorts/olivia-brunette-spanish-escort_1298 Please tell me she is not a scammer, she is the best looking one on there!

Oh, and as for why an elite model would want to go into escorting, £500 per hour is a reason too good not to go into it!

They must have to pay to be advertised on the website. Otherwise the money is too easy. And since you can get this in Amsterdam for around €120 over an hour period, with the opportunity for negotiation, why someone would spend £500/hour on this is beyond me.

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effofex

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Original post by David9

I personally wouldn't make a point of telling a female what my job was unless they asked/conversation went that way.

Lots of bankers do make a point of showing off to women about their profession in the hope that the woman is the sort of parasitic, materialistic and shallow person who wants a piece of the money :rolleyes:

My friend, who works in Operations at Goldmans used to introduce himself to girls by saying "Hi, I'm Chris, I work at Goldman Sachs". One girl asked him what he did at GS, he admitted that he worked in operations, despite that the slapper got with him anyway. It turned out that she didn't know what operations was or indeed what GS is, when I asked her she said "it's some sort of insurance company right?"
^True story.

Lots of women don't actually know exactly what these different roles entail though - I am a derivatives trader, but often even women working in finance wouldn't know what this was or entails, so why mention it? Also, why would these bankers in question hope that the woman involved is 'the sort of parasitic, materialistic and shallow person who wants a piece of the money'? Surely they are not mug enough to hand that hard-earned cash away like confetti?

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tommytuckers

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Original post by David9

What is the sex life of an investment banker like?

OK, so the 2 main characteristics of Banking are that it pays very well but is very hard work and requires long hours.

So, do most bankers have time to go to clubs and meet girls and go dating? I'm guessing a fair few bankers use escorts to satisfy their urges instead?

Also, the work is very physically draining, so it wouldn't leave you with much energy to get stuck into your girlfriend/escort when you return home after a hard day at the office!

they dont have time for it, haha. No but seriously, thats pretty pathetic that you want to go into banking to try and attarct the girls for your money, do you really want to attract those shallow sort of women?

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Xenomorph v2.1

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Most BBs employ women to stay underneath each desk, to give bj's on command when the banker would like to relieve himself but be productive with work at the same time.

true story.

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username533239

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Original post by David9

What is the sex life of an investment banker like?

OK, so the 2 main characteristics of Banking are that it pays very well but is very hard work and requires long hours.

So, do most bankers have time to go to clubs and meet girls and go dating? I'm guessing a fair few bankers use escorts to satisfy their urges instead?

Also, the work is very physically draining, so it wouldn't leave you with much energy to get stuck into your girlfriend/escort when you return home after a hard day at the office!

investment banker.

ie-A pen pusher.

So it is NOT physically draining, maybe mentally, but they're work involves that. It is a pen pusher job and if you pick a job on how many times a week you get a shag you should leave. I mean right now.

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fail@maths

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Original post by GodspeedGehenna

That's just tragic.

Not really. It's better than a nagging drain on funds girlfriend. Simply get busy and show them the door afterwards.

Either that or hook up with a girlfriend from Uni for some no strings fun.

You don't want to be tied down under 30.

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Lwazi Nxara

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What is a park lane girl

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skejrjoen

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this thread is gold haha

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