I'm Dutch, ask me anything.

I don't mind at all! Smoking weed is not as common as many may think actually in Amsterdam you can't walk into a street withou smelling it but where I live it's not that bad. Some guys from my school smoke pot but it doesn't make them cool really. People don't really care. We do a lot of memorizing too but that may be just the kind of school that I'm going to, other than that we do tests on history of Dutch literature for example (blegh.) I guess many Dutchies don't like their language because it doesn't sound pretty like french or some english, and because we have the most ridiculous expressions. A trainslation of one is 'Now the monkey comes out of the sleeve' by which normal people would say 'Ah, it is clear now'. See? I am not high at the moment and would have no idea how that feels because I've never even smoked a cigarette before

Do you like foot massages?

How do you take care of your feet? Have you ever got a pedicure?

Nah, I think Dutch sounds beautiful. But yeah seriously, who the hell invented that expression... he/she must have been high haha (joking)

Go ahead, I'm bored

Ever kicked a guy between the legs?

Whereabouts in Holland is worth visiting? I've always wanted to go to Amsterdam because it looks really nice but are any other places worth a visit?

If a friend of yours wanted to run his or her tongue along the soles of your feet, what would you charge them for being able to do so?

I would not allow it in the first place, I think it is quite unhygienic.

Where would you recommend people visit when they go to the Netherlands?? I've been to Amsterdam and Lisse (well, Keukenhof), give me some other cool places to go to!!

Do you get annoyed when people say 'Holland' instead of 'the Netherlands' or do you not care?

Do you like the colour orange?

Let's suppose that you had just washed them for this very purpose...?

Does your name start with "Van"?

EG. Van persie, Van nisteelrooy