Funnily enough, that is sort of what disturbed me about the whole thing: that cooker top was disgusting, except for just after someone had taken their turn to clean it.

I wanted to know if she'd scrubbed the cooker BEFORE she stuck her naked arse on it!

The flatmate who utilised the fridge had tried out lots of areas with her boyfriend. Have never summoned a lift on a quiet day without remembering that anecdots...

Reply 88

Architecture-er

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Original post by Tyrion_Lannister

My flat was rented out for a couple months when I wasn't there. So my shower was blocked and it's flooded my whole flat. I put my hand down the plug, expecting it to just be some of my hair. Nope. So I'm about to call maintenance, when my boyfriend says "It's just blocked, give me a knife" and starts shoving it down the plug. It#s working when all of a sudden I hear "OMFG IT'S CUM" I go and look and sure enough, matted with a load of hair is dried wet jizz. It's ****ing disgusting. I PUT MY HAND DOWN THAT. We banged a load of antibacterial **** down the plug but both of us are germophobes and this is ****ing gross. If you're going to **** at least do it somewhere that doesn't block my ****ing shower you ********s

Any ideas how we

1) Unblock the shower?

2) Disinfect the thing?

Also I wasn't sure where to put this so that's why it's in chat

edited to add: The shower has been blocked since we moved in, although at first it was only slight so we assumed it was just slow. It's not my boyfriend who's blocked the shower, if it was I wouldn't be so grossed out by it. It's someone else

Tbh the ejaculate wouldn't have got stuck if there hadn't been a load of hair blocking it in the first place. There's probably a load of shampoo residue mixed in there as well, which dries and clots when the water level gradually drops after the shower has ended

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Reply 89

A-Dog

Original post by eliza.anne

Saw the title and thought your boyfriend had TSRaped you :rofl:

But yeah, buy some Mr Muscle or something?

It's probably Mr. Muscle who blocked the shower, when he was banging Mrs muscle in there.

Reply 90

username912610

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Original post by Tyrion_Lannister

My flat was rented out for a couple months when I wasn't there. So my shower was blocked and it's flooded my whole flat. I put my hand down the plug, expecting it to just be some of my hair. Nope. So I'm about to call maintenance, when my boyfriend says "It's just blocked, give me a knife" and starts shoving it down the plug. It#s working when all of a sudden I hear "OMFG IT'S CUM" I go and look and sure enough, matted with a load of hair is dried wet jizz. It's ****ing disgusting. I PUT MY HAND DOWN THAT. We banged a load of antibacterial **** down the plug but both of us are germophobes and this is ****ing gross. If you're going to **** at least do it somewhere that doesn't block my ****ing shower you ********s

Any ideas how we

1) Unblock the shower?

2) Disinfect the thing?

Also I wasn't sure where to put this so that's why it's in chat

edited to add: The shower has been blocked since we moved in, although at first it was only slight so we assumed it was just slow. It's not my boyfriend who's blocked the shower, if it was I wouldn't be so grossed out by it. It's someone else