TSR Rap Battle

It's right in the face, yo muthasucken face,
The world's changing at a coc*busting pace,
I try to slow down, it's a mindnumbing rat-race,
No chase, just lays, I'm outta this place.

You sound like your taking this whole rap thing serious,
Don't be so delirious!
Why so sentimetal?
Your problems aren't so monumental!
You're 'out of the place'? What does that even mean?
Are you insinuating suicide? If you are, please keep it clean!

Word.

It's a calamity
Ndella, aristorat and especially polarity
all your rhymes wack, ain't no disparity

Ha.

Serious? Lol I hate rap, I was just fooling about writing soma crap.


Suicide, whatcha tokin' about,
No pain, no gain, no life in pout,
Outta this place meant out of this thread
***** you jus too in over your head!

You be a joke brah,
Can't read no words brah,
AristoBrat got no time to deal with the likes of you, ta.
Lose no time on gettin education,
it's no secret, your ignorance, the abomination.

Of course! The serious comment was for the purposes of my rap !


'No pain, no gain' what is this chat?
You're not in ndubz - please don't use word braat!
Your leaving this thread?
That went over my head?
You're still ****ing here... Have you had your daily meds?...

Weak response if I say so myself
stop trying to rhyme before you damage your health
you misplaced, disgraced misfit
don't risk it, you'll end up in crumbles like a biscuit.

(I've got bars for days. U MAD?)

Clearly none of you fools can MC,
You'd never win a war against me,
Lyrical or physical? Physical?? Let's see,
Go get 6 members of your family tree,
I'll come on my own, wearing a black tee
and a black ski mask - nah I don't ski,
It's to cover up my face and identity,
So your friends cant run and identify thee,
Start swingin on fools like Muhammad Ali,
Punch em in the face with my front door key,
Twice round the head with my back door key,
If you're a guy I won't strike your nuts with my knee
but I won't hesitate to kick punani,
That was round 1, you didn't last till round 3,
I checked your wallet but you've got no P,
You should have chose lyrical, still not easy,
Your rhymes are laughable - my socks are less cheesy.

You face sickens me
Let me paint the scene
You look like the result of a carnivorous dinosaur mating with a pig-headed bee

Come at me bra!

Bra? That's me, I hold tits worldwide,
It's not fair for me and you to collide,
Me vs you? Not fair, I'd batter ya,
Why you think they call me the microphone shatterer,
I'm Woody, your mum's Bo Peep,
Chirpsed her up while she was feeding her sheep,
5 minutes later, now you can't sleep
'cause she's screaming so loud where I'm in balls deep.

Damn right it's too much information,
Nobody wants to hear about their mum's fornication,
But if you pick a war with me I'll let it be known
that she won't stop ****ing ringing my phone.

no ****!

Was on my way, when your quote came on hey,
Then another with my name,
****** playing a ****in game,
It ain't about the meds,
Takin' the blues and the reds,
Ya know ya want dem too
Livin' the Dream, thaz true.




And that's deeper down the gutter. Not even going to bother with you.

PS: Crumbles like a biscuit? Really?!

Bra? That's me, I hold tits worldwide,
It's not fair for me and you to collide,
Me vs you? Not fair, I'd batter ya,
Why you think they call me the microphone shatterer,
I'm Woody, your mum's Bo Peep,
Chirpsed her up while she was feeding her sheep,
5 minutes later, now you can't sleep
'cause she's screaming so loud where I'm in balls deep.

Bra? That's me, I hold tits worldwide,
It's not fair for me and you to collide,
Me vs you? Not fair, I'd batter ya,
Why you think they call me the microphone shatterer,
I'm Woody, your mum's Bo Peep,
Chirpsed her up while she was feeding her sheep,
5 minutes later, now you can't sleep
'cause she's screaming so loud where I'm in balls deep.

Alright alright, first of all, I'm not a rapper.

Yo, yo WoodyMKC,
Does your name represent your ancestry?
Because you bars sound like they came from a monkey, king kong and a chimpanzee.

With your size, a collision is inevitable,
I bet you thought your own mom was edible.
Microphone shatterer? That was just terrible,
Mirror shatterer? Unquestionable.

You say you won an award for having the biggest tit,
are you sure it wasn't for just being a massive tithead?
Man, I'm killing you on this thread,
I think it'd be better if you just quit.

Playing a game? What game where?
I ain't playing, I'm saying, you're living in despair!
Blue pills, red pills, they're all the same
You're an ideal advert of why to refrain!
Coming on here with your Tiny Tempah chat
Typing all ghetto, bitch, yo name's Aristobrat!
You're more Harry Potter than you are Dr Dre!
Delete your punk ass comments and wipe your internet cache

Word to ya muller.

(Used your location for the Harry Potter source!)