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Chemistry Research, Durham University

Durham University

Durham

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So don't use the disclaimer. But also don't say I didn't warn you! Muhahahaha, I have created a no-win situation!

Chemistry Research, Durham University

Durham University

Durham

:frown:

It's like when you drop food on the floor; if you eat it, people will think you're disgusting. If you don't, you've just lost food.

I hate no-wins.

3-second-rule? You can win, you can!

3-second rule? I thought that applied to seating?

It applies to more than you might imagine.

I'm trying to grasp just how much it could apply to, but it's probably like trying to imagine how big God is or something.

Oh it's far more complicated that one person could ever understand.

So, they ask, how do I know that...?

Because...you're....God?

Wait a minute, I'm sure I was tricked into saying that.

No, you came to that conclusion all by yourself.

And my work. Is. Done.

...He said, and it was done, and He saw that it was good.

Good work.

I'm afraid I can't talk to you anymore. See, I don't believe in God, which means you don't exist, which means you're imaginary. And I don't want to go crazy.

Imaginary friends are brilliant, just brilliant.

I used to have one. Back in my popular days.

Well, it would seem you have another now. If anyone asks, tell them you have an imaginary friend called 'God'.

Yessir. But only because you say so. By the way, I will be blaming breakages/spillages in my house on you. Along with missing socks. Sorry in advance.

That's fine. I'm used to being blamed for things.

To be fair, everything is kind of your fault. No offence.

I guess that's true. No offence taken. But that little army I'm sending after you just got doubled in size.

so did my troupe of scary clowns.

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